MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Because the Dad's aren't as concerned about tomorrow unlike the mother.
There is a wild surprise on the highlights for tomorrow, enjoy. 😂

Shit sandwich time

Can we just skip to the reunion already?

I’m losing the will to live here

can't they just say let's see how it goes. i don't think they will last the distance. I felt a bit sad for the mum tbh.

Except move, obviously

Why can't they just say, it's been alright, had a good time, let's carry on seeing each other and see where it goes?
So much draaamma, darling!!!

They get lovely flowers arrangements and Keye and Davide got loo roll!

Thank God for the reunion tomorrow.

Bored

What the hell is the last 15m gonna be?

How can Bec dither for nearly 15 minutes?

And how are you going to make it work Bailey unless you move and leave your daughter 🙄

What has he protected her from??

Precisely.

Try a bit of long distance in the real world and make moving decisions later on.

Although I don’t think there will be a later on. Rebecca’s mother will probably chloroform her to stop her from moving away.

Leah? Only joking.

Leah!

I’m glad I bought some whisky to see me through these last episodes.

Do we know if prospective applicants are grilled on whether they would be willing to relocate for a partner? I know I keep saying this, but it seems insane that they wouldn't think this through for themselves before even going into it...

Providing for you?!

You've been living in a bubble. Neither of you have been working or providing for anyone.

Boring as fuck

Rebecca really needs a necklace with that dress.

We know it's yes.

Or insane to go into it if you won’t move

Fucks sake. More adverts

I hope that whoever has written all this dramatic music gets some decent royalties from it as that score has worked harder this season than anyone