MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Rebecca should have gotten the bunny boiler Mum edit, not Abi.
Much more believable than this I want an Alpha man bullshit, when she goes and falls in love with David Bailey 🤣😆😂
Who doesn't even use his real name

Time to cut the apron strings. It's Hove not Perth, she can see her currently non existent grandkids plenty. My 80 year old Dad regularly drives a similar distance to see his grandkids.

It’s giving the Walsall Ming Dynasty all over again

Is Bailey not his real name?!

She is so NOT a good mum piling that emotional pressure on her daughter!!! Now I don’t think it actually is but imagine if that’s the love of her life and she throws it all away because her Mum can’t let her go!

The mum is like the families on new life down under, using all the manipulation to make them stay.
Id not want her as a mother in law.

Seems to be a running theme now.

Also nothing stopping mum moving next door closer if they stay together and have these mythical grandkids

Why are the mums so often awful, when the majority of the dads are hilarious and/or adorable?

Wendy is a selfish woman, not a good mum.

Whoever moves will end up resenting the other.

It's doomed!

Or completely silent.

I’m renaming Rebecca’s mom: Baby Jane.
im sure i will feel lost and sad and bereft when my kids leave home on one level as im already missing various stages of their childhoods but also I would love the thought of them spreading their wings and travelling, seeing the world or just experiencing living in a different kind of town, city etc.
i hope I would never put on a performance like that.

im presuming Rebecca does her mums hair as well as her injectables

This! Did she really not think there was any chance her adult daughter might choose to relocate as a result of this process? She's being so clingy and selfish. Not sure Rebecca's right about her being such a brilliant mum...

Well yes, there is that. Downtrodden by the awful mums.

Yes. I was debating even watching it tonight. I was enjoying blue lights, I've skipped most of it, up to the vows.

Bailey looks like a racecourse bookie in that suit.

Tonight is even more boring than last night. Can Juicy Roo appear and shag Bailey just to add some drama?

Yes we get it, You live miles apart and he has a kid. Yaaaaawn.

Please can men stop shaving off the side bits of their hair into the very bone.

They'll say yes and do long distance till it fizzles out. Or the Instagram deals stop coming in.

Can't be a whole 15 minute on these two to go.

The shitlid lives on.

R won’t move - end of this marriage

Here we go again