MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

6 weeks! 6 bloody weeks you've known him!!

Dramatic music and dragging it out. As IF they’re going to leave each other at the second vow altar

Abi does have a cracking figure tbf.

Journey, pah!!!

I don't know why they're doing all the will they won't they preamble shite with Jon and Abi, is obviously going to be yes just get the fuck on with it.

I get 10 points for MY PERSON or PERFECT

I swear he sometimes looks like he hates her.

Those clip in extensions are awful

She still needs to bin the cheesewire and chain mail swimwear though.

Lashes get longer each time we see her.

"Each single day"...she didn't need both words!

I’ve muted these 2. I just can’t

I don’t think I can match names to faces of any of the newer couples. I just can’t pay attention.

It makes me almost want to take up body building

Why didnt Leah and Crystal get the pond? They could have been scrapping in it!

Weightlifting for the eyelids

I don't feel I know these two at all tbh, which is why I sadly don't care about them.

It would be so funny if he said no now.

😂😂

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!

Cheesy bullshit.

😂😂😂😂🤞

🤣🤣

In proportion to the difference in skin colour between her face and body.

Unbefuckinglievable. 42 minutes now. I am so glad for this thread to see me through .
the music now 🤣🤣🤣

I became we and the future became us

I have no words