MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

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I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

When i met DH he was in the forces! We did long distance for huge chunks of our relationship and even our marriage!
And now he's home. All the time. <reaches for wine> 😂

Maybe there'll be an extra long ad break!

Apparently yes.

Easier said than done tho

Is all the salted caramel baileys gone?

I think Bec and her mum assumed she'd be matched with someone who'd just drop everything and move to Liverpool. They weren't betting on him having a child and not wanting to move.

Oh god now we'll have to listen to that whole speech again the other side of this advert break 🙄😩

The Aussies would laugh at Hove to Liverpool being an insurmountable distance.

the dramatic music is the best bit.

Remember that old saying ‘be careful what you wish for’ 🤣

That wasn’t mine thankfully!

Well the production team will have quite rightly realised it was so dull we will have forgotten it and been distracted by a quorn advert.

It would have been funny if they'd just used totally inappropriate music eg benny hill theme whenever Dean came on (actually that would have been apt!)

I still have the Salted Caramel Vodka. Half a bottle down. It’s stashed away though for a zombie apocalypse.

I’m back on the WW this week and off the alcohol until the weekends, as I’ve put on 5lbs drinking so much wine watching this shite.

And it seems from the oz version that everyone in Perth has already dated everyone in Perth, so they have to move.

The naked pig is funny

Yeah, I'm a bit confused by the naked quorn animals and their menage a trois.
Still, more interesting than this shite

I do quite like her eyeshadow

Ffs just say yes or no

Come back Pepto-Bismol ad, all is forgiven...

We all knew that would happen. What was the point of drawing it all out for half an hour?

She’s doing my head in

Mum is going to swing in with a garotte in a second

I honestly think I won’t watch this again, it’s so drawn out and predictable. It’s become boring and repetitive.

That gene pool must be TIGHT

They could combine! The pig could get diarrhoea from the quorn curry