MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Or wanting as much air time as possible because of her short shelf life

Why did JR get such a bad tattoo somewhere so visible? On stretchmarks that you wouldn't have noticed if the tattoo didn't draw attention to them, too? At least pick a nice font! Urgh.

to be honest without her this would be the most shitty of shitest MAFS to date so we should be thankful she’s actually on the show.

most of us have gained weight chomping on crap out of boredom watching this 😥

What is interesting exactly? The hair comment was a compliment. The strong features not so much, I think she has a harsh face.

Jesus! Gonna need another thread soon 😳

Looks like Joe did the tattoo for her

I love how she’s tried to get divarni riled, he’s moved right on, and still nicely buzzed off the spliff bez gave him and Leo, he just wants his dinner and a laugh with the boys.
imagine being stoned in a room with all those people who’ve had their faces ‘done’.
if I was stoned there I’d be quietly spinning out and desperately trying to find someone who ‘gets it’ with me 👽

Hahaha! True dat😂

Leah looks stunning.
Leigh's hair is nicer darker.
Maeve's hair is so much nicer now too.

These are the only positives so far....way too many people with confidence and ego issues.

Maeve, needs to stop channelling her inner Holly

She’s not got the greatest judgement

I know! This dinner party has really pit 50p in all of us and has let us all go.

Here's 1 I prepared earlier https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5443886-mafs-16-the-final-dinner-party-pour-your-own-drink-bitch-get-off-my-husbands-dick-and-sit-the-fuck-down-disaster-cake-is-being-served-for-dessert-on-your-feet-lose-your-seat

JR has been the Gaston of this series to be fair.

I have more respect for JR than any of the men, they've all lied and been too weak and cowardly. She's owning it, turned up and even apologised, albeit not very well.

I give JR a 5/10 for face, 8/10 for hair, 11/10 for body, and 0/10 for soul.

This dinner party is boring

we can’t keep going round and round and round with the JR/Joe story

Exactly! Thats how they all should be! Men generally don’t have the time or interest in drama in the way women do.

Track 6- Grin on with John

Oh, so we went from full on shouting to kumbaya and kisses within seconds, did we?

Anita, this is EMBARRASSING.
stop it!!!

Thank you. This should be the last one 😂

Which is why they don't have clear glasses any longer 😁

Reisha gonna have angry sex in the toilets between courses

It’s because nothing else has happened the entire series.

Bez "you OK, back to work?"
Mel "he's making so much of an effort here and she is ignoring him at EVERY TURN!"
Calm down, that's the first thing he has ever asked her!