MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Maybe tying balloons to her house and recreating Up! is the answer?

Me too. I was shocked all over again 😂

Good idea. Her mum will be clinging on for dear life

I might have to skip final vows based on these comments. Dullsville.

A passer by will glance at her and she will instantly fall madly in love, plan a wedding and will want to have his babies.

Leisha is ready to move down to Essex, probably in early talks with TOWIE.

As soon as she drove into Reese’s street she was commenting on the play area for ‘their’ kids.

Has anyone seen wacquis insta today?

I'm not on it, do tell! A wacqui update is always a good thing!

I've just looked and seen the Christmas party dress guide? "Don't get lace 'cos you might look like you got it from the Op Shop even though it cost ya $400"
Last night's lot loved a bit of lace for the last dinner party!

Even Keye, who looked like he was wearing one of my gran's doilies.

It's cute though, her and Clint are engaged and still seem to be doing really well. I do still like how she doesn't hold back on what she thinks.
Edit because she was talking about her dog's age and I am an idiot.

Yes it was just saying been together a year and proven people wrong who said 3 months/publicity stunt. I do like her, she’s mad but funny. They’re cute together too.

I’ve just seen last nights episode

was hoping that would be it- but only half way through vow renewals

I reckon Reiss is going to decline Leisha’s offer of lifelong baby making and reassurance that he loves her.

After the catch up MAFS Australia came on - it’s their first episode. Might be a better watch than this shitshow we’ve persevered with

Hold up - the new MAFS Aus? On C4? I thought it wasn't meant to be until Feb!

Reiss may say yes because the post MAFS journey is more lucrative as a couple.

Couples photos, moving in photos, break up statement, post break up interviews etc

MAFS Aus in Australia on Channel 9 starts 26 Jan 2026
and will follow on E4 over here late Feb 26.

Good thing too, DP might actually leave if they ran back to back 🤣

Still, I'd have the cats, the wine, the cheese and Aston Villa so I'd be grand.

Please can summarise who stayed/left etc to save me 90 mins of my life? Or was it just one massive cliffhanger last night?

With a pineapple in his trolley.

Crystal and Leah both gave each other a telling off, and said no, Leah got the last laugh by walking off first.

The chipmunks unsurprisingly said yes.

Cliffhanger with Reiss.

Yes, Reiss was slowly annunciating his way through some word salad when we got bell-tolled. Speculation is rife as to whether he will be given a shove down the rather lovely stone steps they are perched on by Leisha if/when he declines her offer of "popping out 3 sprogs before the end of the year".

Thanks @murasaki!

Do you think any of them just have a frank discussion with each other at the beginning that they are just there for the fame and let’s just fake it which will benefit us both?

I’m happy for Wacqui, she’s my favourite MAFs person of all time. She was so entertaining, unlike this lot….

Cynically, I know it's mostly a pile of old toss. But am I really alone in finding the smiley miley couple sweet and hopeful and to have fingers crossed for them irl?