MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

You can all come round to mine and I’ll crack open the rest of the Salted Caramel Vodka

Ah but Thursday & Fridays episodes are the Reunion Dinner Party.

The only bit we all look forward too because that’s when it actually kicks off, with stuff that has happened outside of the show since they’ve all left 😂

They reveal Sarah’s been shagging Joe, who’s been shagging JR, who’s been shagging Steven, who’s been shagging April, who’s been shagging Ashley, who’s been shagging Dean down at the docks.

And half an episode of Leigh and Leah bickering.

Well done Leah.
John and Abby. What a pair. 😁 She is lovely and easy-going.
Just catching up on the thread.

Friday?
Wowzers they are really spoiling us!
now I see why people like abi and John (?) call it friYAY!!!!!

Eeek

That’s hilarious. I love how he brought it up straight after she’d been doing that terrifying eyes and smile combo and then her face started visibly changing from Michael Jackson early 80s album cover to Michael Jackson in the latter days of his Elvis vegas era.

it was a definite Dorian gray in the attic moment combined with The Substance .

i genuinely feel for her and think she is probably a bit too vulnerable to be on a show which lays her so bare but I can’t help but marvel at the things her face does.

Sadly not that kind of a show lol

She'd probably look a lot better with her own face too.

if her face gets any wider with the fillers it will explode ! Totally forgot about the plane incident as did she by the look of it ! The costume dept’s budget must be tiny the dresses are cheap and nasty. My guess is Reiss will bolt let’s hope she got plane man’s number as backup 🤣

Aaarghhhhh. My teen decided to have an existential crisis because I am a horrible mother and I missed the entire episode of predictable endings and recaps. FML.

Go Leah👏👏👏

poor Leisha-she’s just in lust because the sex is good and she is 32 and desperate for a bayby bless her

can’t think of anything to say about the bland ones

sexualised? slight inneundo maybe....

That sounds like a line from Pete and Dawn's vow renewal on Gavin and Stacy.

Leisha has made herself look like a ventriloquists dummy for the wedding. Even more work done. How would you look at her and know what any kids would look like?

She reminds me of those idiots who have plastic surgery so their babies will have nicer noses.

'Cept that would be loads more fun.

Salted caramel vodka?

Reminds me of a friend's next door neighbour, heavily pregnant but smoking outside because of the baby....

Christ on a bike

Or something Marty might say in Back To The Future

”As for what’s next, Leah has set her sights on doing another reality show. "I would love to do SAS: Who Dares Wins or down the line when I have more of a following, I’d love to do I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here," she said.
"That’s something I would smash."

Christ they really believe it’s the start of something. From an exclusive interview with the Daily Mirror 😂

Madness, i can't think of a mafs person who's made a career like some of the love islanders.

They can have You Raise Me Up as their wedding song
(just kidding, no royalties will be paid, dramatic generic music for all)

Crystal’s grumpy pal was using reverse psychology today because she realised dissing Leah only made Crystal stay with her so she kept shtum

Don’t worry she will meet someone on the train back to Edinburgh