Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

🤣🤣🤣

More bloody celeryack.

I love the stuff, but really. Marcus is totally doing it deliberately.

I swear I wanna stuff a selleryAKK down his throat

Top 4 I think are Chloe, Dan, Gaston and William, but I can't decide the final three from them at this point.

William making something tasty out of a sow’s ear?

I'm with you there.

Ooh I want a new pressure cooker. Mines a hob one. I want a leccy one

It could be down to a pressure implosion like the year the Disney Princess guy blew up in the final 4

Fuck off Gregggg

MonMon sounds as if she needs to be tucked up with a Lemsip.

Forage = drink

Forridge-drank

Foraging

I forgot about William and left him off my list. Love him. I really can't choose between them all.

Gareth is doing a Mumsnet chicken!

I've got some white wine to open ... hang on ...

Did I hear pigs ears ? My dog used to be partial to the ones from Pets at Home

Wandering round Asda? Gareth's just been blackballed by The Forager's Circle.

Oh. No. Go home, Chiara.

We will all eat for a week!!!

Sorry but that sounds utterly disgusting chiara

Chiara constantly emphasising her lack of experience is annoying me a bit.

It's quite weird watching this knowing that Gregg's career has now imploded

Mines open. Chink

Sorry Chiara
That sounds vile. 🤮🤮🤮

Chiara has less experience. I'm sure she hasn't mentioned it before. 😉