Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Thank you @GrouchyKiwi.

Can't remember who I was trying to reply to... I have an InstantPot which I do use as a pressure cooker but every so often I worry (irrationally) that it's going to just self combust. My mum gave me her old one with the weights on top but I was always too scared to use it.

Marcus being a cock just then. I'd have thrown something at him - after placing the cake down carefully.

Looks pretty, but marzipan.

Gaston’s looks a bit of a mess! Don’t do this to us Gaston

Is Michael a Victorian invalid? I suppose at least he didn’t pick toast-and-water as his favourite drink.

Presentation is shit

No one cares what you think gregg

Marcus' face in response to Gregg just then was perfect.

We don't care you pervert

Gregg's 'I don't know whether to eat it or kiss it' sounds extra dodgy today....

Fuck off, Gregg! Don't you dare take my Gaston down with you!

We don’t care Gregggg. The actual chefs disagree with you.

Oooft, did you see the look Marcus gave the Condemned Man. Shut up pleb.

Withering glance from Marcus at Gregg there - he's not going to miss him

That look of Marcus to Gregg!

Gregggg looks furious that the actual chefs disagreed with him.

I love Amaretto. It's my Christmas drink, preferably served with amaretti biscuits and a Bakewell tart. Or Christmas cake.

I love it when Mon and Marcus contradict Gregg while he is pretending not to like sweet things.

In memory of beef tea ... sounds like the first line of a McGonagall poem.

Never thought of drinking it with anything must try these.

He didn't wash the sodding leeks

I like marzipan.

All my kids like it and marzipan. I tell them I found them under a cabbage, cos they ain’t mine. 😁
Arse biscuits.

That's unforgivable.

Tuile crumbs?