Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Stop messing with puddings. Chocolate or fruit; is that so hard?

Was just thinking that, sooty. I guess she was under pressure to battle on through.

Pea dessert - it’s a no from me.

Tut tut. Cheating!!!

Turnip

No bacon please

I am panicking that we will run out of thread. Anyone set up a new one yet?

Have they gone mad - they're acting as if a pea dessert is absolutely normal!

Evening. I've got 20% battery. Fuck me, she's bats.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5227218-professional-masterchef-2024-thread-6-finals-week-and-a-final-f-you-gregg

Oh christ your battery is fecked. I lose 30%+ an episode

Bet Gregg staggers into the fancy dining room shouting, 'Great booze up!'

Good point, I’m at 24%!

With a turnip the same shape as a thingy down his trousers??

Me and all, Mon. A bowl of crispy ham crumbs sounds great.

And wearing a couple of fake breasts.

Bigger than owt down there I'm sure!!

So when Dan said he'd found his fire again he was talking literally.

10%. And the charger is on tge other side of the room.

Dan's going a lot of rolling tonight.

Oh dear lord.

Freeze-dried anything is always bad. Freeze-dried peas on your pudding is blummin' awful.

Stop drop and roll!!!

There's the tosser.

Lisa's looking very cheerful in pink.

I didn’t see him, thankfully