Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

I'll stick my neck out and say I think it's Dan's to lose.

George, that doesn't seem wise.

Fuck off Michael.

Michael on a plate incoming

Is that uncouth bottom talk?!

“This brief screams michael” - ookaaay

He said Good Afternoon. 🤣

I definitely don’t want briefs that scream Michael… 😬

Tis kiss me arse in irish!!!!

I am taking bets on bones left in Michael's dish

I think that’s brave 😆

is that a yes minister kind of brave?

I'm singing that to the tune of The Wind Cries Mary.

Is it just me, or does it feel like there's more of the Greengrocer than normal?

I would, but we KNOW there will be so I'd be losing money I can't afford to lose

😂

Thought was just me. Le beeb doubling down perhaps

I just came racing in from a Social Engagement, switched on the TV and heard CELERY-ACK being said about 40 times in a row 🤦‍♀️

You can go off a chef, Chloe.

Snips in a pud. Pass

That poor lass looks so nervous of bloody Gregg being that close.

I swear I was thinking the same

Come on, Sajid-Fester My Son.

It's that thing where if you break up with someone every record on the radio is about break ups or so it seems - heightened awareness or sumfink like that.

'Incredibly dense' did you say, Gregg?

Same shout here

Michael only got this far cos others have been shite, not cos he's good.

Totally. And we are noticing the young ladies recoiling from him more a la chloe just there. We always knew, but now we KNOW know we see it so much more