Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Pigs blood chocolate truffles? Er no, thanks but no. 🤢🤢🤢

Boak boak boak boak.

Um…, no thanks

I'm fondly thinking of ants now.

Just catching up with the bit of the thread I missed earlier, and when she was on at the very start with her little film I thought it looked like River Cottage.

Oh, blood, chocolate and orange as your ingredients? Okaaaaaaay then. Nothing to see here.

Oh God, I'm not enjoying this round. Too many unmentionable ingredients.

Here's me thinking parsnip in puddings is all sorts of wrong and then Chiara goes and puts slaughter juice in hers.

Sláinte!

Slaughter juice.

Never ever say jiggly again Michael

Gregg looking a bit longingly at that fig leaf and wondering what sort of fun one could have... 🤢🤢🤢

Has she been working with Heston?!

That looks pretty Gaston.

Yesss

10/10 to Gaston for making something that you could imagine on a restaurant menu.

Poor Monica does sound very blocked up. Maybe that's why there more of the speaking cock than normal.

Gaston's dish looks lovely.

Why does that sound like manure cheese?

And yes mon mon needs bed and a lemsip

Do t encourage him Gaston

Gaston's looks amazing.I'd scoff that in a minute

Yaaay Gaston - he lives to be mad another day

Good man fester

Well done Dan.

Well done Gaston but extra well done Dan

Awwww Fester

Oh, well done Dan.