Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Perhaps this was the day of the sock incident. She's in a rubber cell in The Priory as we speak.

He has awful bottom teeth.

Dan is Marcus' favourite. He's like a doting father with him.

Oh dear Dan.

The things under the wooden dome looked like breasts, wanky chef will have to fight Gregg for them.

Oh no, this is the first time that Dan hasn't been completely brilliant.

Fuck off snack-wanker, don’t be rude about Dan!

Doesn’t all this fannying about with tweezers mean that the food is cold?

Dan and Chloe with issues. I really want to try Chloe's cheese & pineapple one. That looked the best to me.

DH has a real absolute visceral hatred for Ciara. It’s like us with the Egg x 50. Told him the HFW story and he’s got steam coming out his ears. It’s quite funny.

That cheese & pineapple then looked like a tardigrade

Aww, poor MonMon.

You can buy Merry Munch Mix refill packs. Same amount but no tin, £6.50

Monica is with the BBC lawyers!

Oh dear mon mon must be ill. And now the wankers opinion will carry more weight

I can't really warm to her. She seems a little arrogant.

I agree. I always think Marcus is really transparent about which chefs he liked and doesn't like.

He didn’t dare do anything to the blessed Mon did he? The derty, derty fucker.
I love William.

Greggs face was like I couldn't care less william

I like everyone but Chiara.

Good to know. My store had hidden the tins on the bottom shelf away from the Christmas treats. I have a feeling I snaffled the staff's secret stash.

I went right off Chiara when she desecrated chocolate with pig's blood. I didn't mind her before that.

Oh is Ciara Italian? She never said..

Marcus still won't take any notice of him.

Did she say langoustine head custard?