Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Quite

That was bloody lovely. I liked the wankyness.

Be still my beating heart! Such fun !

can we not just have a bowl of cocktail sausages please and some party rings

Cheese & pineapple on sticks also not just for the working class!

The mammy has just said she wouldn't call egg working class. He owned the greengrocers. That's managerial. Higher than working class!!! So she has just wiped the floor with him!!

They all sound made up with cold.

Working class cheese and pineapple. Well, now we know what's going to be on the menu in the gulag where Gregg is sending all those middle-class women of a certain age to be re-educated.

William taking it up to 11.

Depends on whether you fashion your cheese and pineapple stick display into the traditional hedgehog or a pitbull.

Oh William looks so pleased.

Served on a bed of rabbit poo. Now that’s different.

Makes a change from cat sick

I thought they were rocks.

@PotterHead1985 its called the original very merry munch and has things like chocolate pretzels, popcorn, nuts etc. £10 for a generous sized tin

They've got some very silly serving things on the show this year.

Ooh thank you. I'm keep an eye for it

I love homemade potato salad. If it was served to me in a pastry thimble I would be distraught.

Poor Mon seems rather poorly.

This is giving me GBM appetiser vibes

Rocks aren’t fun and whimsy Ohwhat, you should know that. Whereas rabbit poo is pure retro, back in the day working class folk would walk barefoot over a greengrocers broken dreams for a rabbit poo surprise.

Yesssss

Urgghhhh Gregg's giant gob

I felt so bad for the potato salad thimble there

Exactly what I was thinking GBM in miniature.