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Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

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GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2024 20:43

Like all good desserts.

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Sunbird24 · 03/12/2024 20:38

Blueberrycreampie · 03/12/2024 20:38

Did she say langoustine head custard?

Yup

GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2024 20:38

That green stuff on George's bench looks like pigeon poop.

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ilovesooty · 03/12/2024 20:39

GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2024 20:37

I went right off Chiara when she desecrated chocolate with pig's blood. I didn't mind her before that.

And didn't meet the brief and caused Gareth to be booted off.

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2024 20:39

Blueberrycreampie · 03/12/2024 20:38

Did she say langoustine head custard?

I think that's a Rolling Stones album.

GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2024 20:39

ilovesooty · 03/12/2024 20:39

And didn't meet the brief and caused Gareth to be booted off.

Absolutely. What a swizz.

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viques · 03/12/2024 20:39

“This needs to be the dish that convinces the judges I deserve a place in the final five” Really Chiara, are you sure of that, I mean this isn’t some sort of competition is it, I thought you were just hanging out together wasting huge amounts of expensive produce on bite sized snacks!

fourquenelles · 03/12/2024 20:39

ilovesooty · 03/12/2024 20:39

And didn't meet the brief and caused Gareth to be booted off.

Yep. She was through unfairly IMHO

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2024 20:39

George's inspiration is like an Ernest Hemingway short story.

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 03/12/2024 20:40

fourquenelles · 03/12/2024 20:37

Good to know. My store had hidden the tins on the bottom shelf away from the Christmas treats. I have a feeling I snaffled the staff's secret stash.

They don’t have any left on Ocado. I might need to get some in town.

WinterCrow · 03/12/2024 20:41

I'm sick of Chiara auditioning to be Gregg's replacement.

Blueberrycreampie · 03/12/2024 20:41

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2024 20:39

George's inspiration is like an Ernest Hemingway short story.

Yes and Dan's by contrast sounds like just another day in the office. 😢

TheDogsMother · 03/12/2024 20:41

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/12/2024 20:37

Oh is Ciara Italian? She never said..

No or that she's the least experienced chef.

PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2024 20:41

He ain't a chef chloe!!

AtmosAtmos · 03/12/2024 20:42

I see why they couldn’t just postpone- news will only get worse about Gregg so they might not have been able to screen at all.

Dan having to stretch a memory to fit the dish he wants to make

Sunbird24 · 03/12/2024 20:42

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 03/12/2024 20:40

They don’t have any left on Ocado. I might need to get some in town.

We have an M&S but it only has a tiny food section - might have to see what Christmas treats they have in…

PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2024 20:43

Sunbird24 · 03/12/2024 20:42

We have an M&S but it only has a tiny food section - might have to see what Christmas treats they have in…

I've to drive an hour north to find one

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/12/2024 20:43

Awww Gaston. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

TheDogsMother · 03/12/2024 20:43

I love bonkers Gaston ❤️

GrouchyKiwi · 03/12/2024 20:44

Truffle does not belong in ice cream, Gaston.

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Shadesofscarlett · 03/12/2024 20:44

Gaston, and an erm future memory?

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2024 20:44

Gaston's sounds amazing. Although I would never agree to marry anyone who didn't saturate their chocolate tart in Gloucester Old Spot blood.

Sunbird24 · 03/12/2024 20:44

Yes gGreggg, you’re fired

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 03/12/2024 20:45

Fire, fire!
Yep, you have been.

PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2024 20:45

Again Chloe HE IS NOT A CHEF

Blueberrycreampie · 03/12/2024 20:45

Shadesofscarlett · 03/12/2024 20:44

Gaston, and an erm future memory?

He has a time machine.

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