Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Prawn cocktail must be the dish that has been most redone posh on Masterchef

And babba gherkins

Ooh cheese, pineapple and pickled onion.

Yes, sideways in jaunty fashion.

Yess and perhaps a cherry

Yeah razor clams are a popular bar-snack in Burnley, dontcha know

Unfortunately, one of the allegations is him asking a lesbian colleague to go into detail about her sex life.

Come on Dan!

Deep-fried soup????

I'd have offered to demonstrate how I use my hands. Then walloped the fucker

Unnecessary mention of Ggreggg’s auntie

@EsmaCannonball Truly sick!

In my opinion you can’t go wrong with a bit of Philly and chopped chives on a ritz cracker, fun, whimsical,retro, multi textured, easy to eat…….

Oh god not 'that' auntie?

Buy a tin of M&S Merry munch like what I did this morning

Oh god, not the infamous auntie!!!!!!!

Hellllloooo! Well mushroom on toast. That’s going to go well on here.

I was just thinking that but was going to say something very coarse. Glad I didn't.

I wouldn’t call it 'plating up' exactly. 'Balancing on little wooden drums' doesn’t have the right ring about it, though.

What is this? (I'm gonna be in the vicinity of an m&s food on Sunday so am looking for inspo)

Monica must not be well as Gregg is doing a lot of the cheffy talk

I have been holding myself back from complaining.

Peanut & mushroom is not my idea of a good time.

Yay Gaston!

She sounds better tho

Or celery with primula cheese skooshed into it.