Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Gregg is just off-camera, wearing nothing but a J-cloth and shouting 'He's not the only one with bite-size balls! Eh, ladies?!'

Uh oh. Childhood memory? It’s…..NAN TIME

And his head's not small!

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Put the sellery-ack down gaston!!! And grandma - drink

You got me again @EsmaCannonball 😂😂😂

Surely everyone's just going to make a fancy version of s'mores?

Think of something that makes you feel something??

LORD ABOVE THE HORRIBLE COMMENTS ARE EVERYWHERE.

Not saying anything! 🤣

😂😂😂😂

I bet off-camera Gregg's banging on about 'yer nana's tangy mussels' and other hilarities

There really needs to be a bleach your eyes emoji !

Sorry if I sound like a bitch but Sambal again? Can William do nowt else

Mon sounds much healthier today.

Nonna DRINK

Nonna ✅

Italian Gran

Every time a female chef says something like, 'I just can't bear this' I'm looking to see if Gregg's shadow is looming into shot.

Chloe does not look 26.

Jesus Christ, Chloe! Don't say out loud you've got a girlfriend when Gregg is in the room!

Cheese & pineapple sticks are ace. I'm going to make my children eat some. They are missing out. I'll maybe mix it up with some pickled onions instead of pineapple.

And missing her gfs graduation. I'm sure your gf is OK, but I know gregg is now recoiling in horror at you

Do we think George is Thomas Thorne's ancestor? Is he going to break into some bad poetry any minute now?

Snap!