Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Wooo woooo woooo wanker chef alert, stand by your smoker and arm yourself with tweezers.

whimsy? What does that taste like then? Tastes like £50 a portion I am guessing.

Nobody likes bonkettes, except every single designer on Interior Design Masters.

I think Gaston has just been lovestruck

Come to mine, we have chocolate

'Growing up we always had a lot of smoked fish around the house.'

He sounds American but he was actually raised in a shed in Arbroath.

I forgot to order some in this week's groceries. I don't know where my head is at.

Evening Chuffs. Victor's minuscule wanky snacks are annoying me.

It’s a brilliant podcast. Richard Osman and Marina Hyde talking about all this from an insiders view. I can’t really summarise it, it was a conversation about the whole situation.

Canapé challenges are always a bit disappointing.

In about 20 seconds I'm going to loathe the word snack.

Victor's snacks are well wanky. I'd rather just eat an egg.

Especially him with the teeth and necklace.

Very wanky snacks

This is a load of effort when you could just put out a bowl of Twiglets.

It's all a bit contrived and exhausting isn't it. Just hand me half a scotch egg and a dollop of English Mustard.

I wondered if it had been posted by Mrs Gregg…

That plastic thing round his wrist is annoying me as it's trailing in everything.

Lobster dashi hush puppies!!

I’m just imagining that guy from 'Diners, Drive-ins and Dives' going absolutely postal if confronted by one of these dainty bite-size balls. They’re normally the size of his own head.

The last thing a cow ate is grass, Victor. No one wants to eat grass.

They look horrible.

Those things look as though R2D2 has had a poo.

I don't think the chef is gonna like some of gastons comments

What is a hush puppy? I only know it as shoes.

The only sturgeon I've had was a bit tasteless and very bony!

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