MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Nooooo! The ixpert has come to force intimacy from poor Caspar.

This just feels so wrong.

Gaston looks like he just walked off the cover of a romance novel. He's one giant walking ick.

I think I need a holiday to Malta!😂

Yeah, weirdly I feel he's actually quite genuine, it's just his delivery!

I am generally OK with most accents as long as they aren't too regional. Last year we went to Somerset and there was one man where I was looking at him and asked him whether he spoke English.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Candles
On the floor?

🤣. Fair play!

I am liking Adam!

He's cooking her one of HIS favourite meals?
Thoughtful, for himself

When did Pot go
Blonde?

How is this romantic? Is this what women genuinely find romantic and thoughtful? All I am thinking about is how long that mess will take to clean up.

What's the bet he's laced the "romantic meal" with bromide?

I missed the first ten minutes as I was having so much fun comparing car insurance I accidentally missed the start. By the sounds I don't want to roll back and watch the only decent couples fall apart. We have a routine where my wife and dog retire upstairs in disgust and leave me to watch alone. Please let the series finish soon. Alex still being psycho, this time for Holly missing her kids. Keep him away for your kids Holly. Garston is giving me the creeps and Ryan looks edgy too. This is not fun! Why are Emma and Casper still here. Turns out he dislikes her entire lifestyle and personality as well as her looks 😵 I was just saying bless Nathan trying after being told off for being neurodiverse when I realised it was Shitlid 🤯 how am I on shitlids side. Cooking tea is the most romantic thing ever???!!

I'm fine with Sasha's accent, despite being from Yorkshire.

When I first met DH I did ask if he was from Australia coz of his accent. He's a cockney 😂

Has anyone seen Adams body transformation?

He's lost 2 stone and looks a lot better.

He still has his shit lid though, which looks even more weird on his thinner face. Like the acorn underneath it has shrunk 😂

🤣 Polly's lost a bunch too. Still looks like a mean girl.

What did he cook? It looked like pasta in some kind of pink sauce.

Why do those doors have mirrors? Seems so dumb.

I thought they weren't allowed to leave and come back at will? Although tbf if she has young kids it would be unreasonable to stop her. I'm slightly aghast someone with young kids could leave them for the duration of the show anyway to be matched with god only knows who, although not sure how old her kids are...

Polly dishing out relationship advice now, steady on love. Shitlid really does seem to have warmed to her though, from initially being unable to even touch her 🙄he now seems keen to keep things going. I actually think he got a bad press from us and he's okay at heart - who'd have thunk it!

Polly looks MUCH nicer and less harsh with her hair down. She's actually quite pretty, but sadly her personality is often ugly.

I think you're ahead - shush!!

I can't be doing with candles at floor level, makes me too anxious. Even if they're fake candles.

Mind if this is the most romantic she's ever had I'm a bit sad for her.

Mama June's Sketti.

Polly has lost weight too

emma stop waiting for intimacy - you are not going to get it. just go home