MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

I actually like Gaston ( I'm sex starved tho so...) 😂👿😜

Oh Holly mate. Go.

His story is so fucking different to her.

He comes across so understanding with others.

He does worry me.

Oh - she’s just going home for space? That’s upsetting.

Amy will thank you so just shoot all your shots.

OK, so what are we not seeing here. What has actually happened for Holly to be leaving - because none of this is new.

He's telling a different story to hers.

WHAT!!!!

He can't relate or he has no empathy?

I think they’ve been tight for a while, but Lacey usually has Nafe in tow so doesn’t get included in the edit that much.

I hate Alex

How long until Alex tells Polpot to shut her mouth?

Again. Likewise.

The only words I’d want to hear though would be ‘do you want a bacon sandwich and a coffee’.

You know. After.

I actually like him, but the cheesy talk does make me cringe! If he just said nothing....

I couldn't with Gaston because I'd think "Oh he's a really nice guy" and then he'd come out with some shit that would give me the ick.

I’m from Birmingham and my fella is from the Black Country like Sacha. It’s easy for me to understand 🤣🤣

Every time he says 'my blood is boiling' I think he doesn't realise what that actually means.

I think the producer has asked Hollie to leave for her own safety

" Get me out of here". Does she think she's on I'm a Celebrity!?

V glad she's gone tho, Alex is a horror.

That's it Gaston. Whip your shirt off, just like her old Grandad used to.... I mean for crying out loud. The CRINGE.

She'll be back

One haiku max.

Maybe if you convinced him being gagged was sexy...

I feel like we are not seeing something with the Holly and Alex situation. She was on the sofa saying she thinks they’re great and he’s wonderful. He calls Lacey a snake and is horrible to Sacha and now she’s going home? She was either not being honest on the sofa because she is intimidated by him or something else happened after the commitment ceremony or both.

It's like he was written by Danielle Steel. Although, not out of the ordinary for the men from that part of the world.

I'm glad Holly is going home but I'm sad that she's going to come back.

Same

Then he'd remind me of an ex and I'd have to knee him in the sausage area.

No way is Holly getting all the clothes she’s had for the last 4 weeks into that little fucking case 😂

I have one that size and it’s a 4 nighter max 😂