MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Ooh well done!😂

Top title!

Loving the title. And just worked out who poshlid is.

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Posted on the wrong thread!

... and I am back in the room and ready to rumble!

Caspar looks like he wants to die inside every time intimacy is mentioned, but is it just his personality or because he's been paired with his sister? I suspect the latter.

All I was thinking as Richelle spouted on about not fancying Orson and god knows what - she told her (equally awful) mate the sex was good.

She soured their chances by coming at him like a deranged paranoid Miss Marple, determined to prove her paranoia right. All that batshit “he’s an actor, he might be acting…” when all he’d said was he was having feelings for her.

But all she’ll see is ha, I was right! And then on she goes to the next poor sod.

Woman is utterly deranged.

Last night I said she was cruel and vicious. I think unhinged was the word I was looking for.

“Caspar looks like he wants to die inside every time intimacy is mentioned, but is it just his personality or because he's been paired with his sister? I suspect the latter.”

(I meant to quote this from @Jimbalaya 🙈)

This is weirdly never mentioned now! Poor bloke

I thought Luke seemed quite sweet and respectful. The make lurve was really cringey but then English isn’t his first language? I thought Amy could have been a bit more understanding of his hurt. As he has been completely devoted to her.

i thought Sasha was amazing and I think it shows that her family actually must have a lot of respect for each other. As she fully understands that there are ways you can say things respectfully. Maybe her dad really is lovely to her mum. Ross was a bit disappointing but it wasn’t awful- he may have not heard the entire conversation as pp have said.

the Hannah /orson scandal was dull! No scandal at all as both relationships were finished anyway

Bit confused by the double date of Orson, Hannah, Alex & Holly - I thought Holly hated Hannah ?

I think Holly and Hannah sorted out their beef at the retreat whereas Polly wanted to carry on the fight. Classic bully - taking out her anger on someone else because she's feeling shit about herself.

Yes, same. It shows how much editing distorts, either that or its more about Orson and Alex being close, and Alex being dominant in the relationship.
I like Richelle. I think she is right about Orson's credibility, and she's angry that she has had to waste her time.
I wasn't surprised that Hannah being the spare woman on the retreat proved tiresome for Luke and put a strain on him and Amy. I think he is more into her than she is him.
Sasha is articulate, she didn't need Ross to step in and speak for her. If it was just an exchange of words my dh would have been like Ross and kept out of it.
Next week's commitment ceremony might be a mass exodus with only Orson and Hannah, Luke and Amy, Siannon and John Travolta, and the bubbly girl with PDD and her fella left. If the others vote stay it'll just be to boost their insta ratings.

Just caught up and seen the preview. Are any couples safe at this point ? Are we to believe Ross loses his temper and throws something at a wall. Talk about a turnaround

Casper does not look comfortable at all..... definitely the wrong pairing there. Richelle was savage last night, absolutely savage. Hannah just sat there looking worried..... can't wait for the next episode

Noooo I had such high hopes for Ross! Please don't let him be another wrongu'

Alex is VILE

Ross hasn't done anything unforgivable. He merely stated, in the moment, that he didn't want anything to do with drama. He also said he had Sasha's back. If Sasha had needed help in that situation, he would surely have stepped in.

It is so sad about Kristine she hasnt had more help woth her PMDD it is very very very intense. I don't know if Kierien will stick about long term once the lust settles down and real life happens.

Ryans shaking on the sofa was terrifying. He looks like he was ready to pounce Steven wow.

It's more the trailer for tonight that's waving some red bunting, but it could just be the editing.

@murasaki Thanks. I've not seen the teaser. Hope he doesn't turn into an absolute tart as well.

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I called it. Ross and Sasha had no deep connection or conversations. Very superficial and in bliss but no real challenges so seeing the trailer I knew it would happen.
Sasha seems super immature very - puppy love is the impression I get from their "marriage".

Rochelle - praise the lord above she has finally gone. 48 and single I can see why, her ex has fled for the hills. He should have sent out an alert. What a miserable person I can't believe she has any friends or life. Not someone I would be in the company of even professionally. Just Vile.

Alex has not changed 😂 Holly is so messed up from having kids as a teenager she has not grown or matured very school girl in her speech. She can't convey herself in a respectful way. And Alex really gives the vibes of a lone child very spoilt and bratty.

At the stage I don't believe any of these matches will last beyond 2 weeks post production. Kierien and Kristina may last a few months but they won't reach 12 months at all. Every one else will be done before or shortly after.

Steven has 4 kids and acts like the 5th child. He is a father? STFD