MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

I will be honest, I really struggle to follow her accent so I missed a lot of what she was saying.

I think I'm ahead as I'm watching on 4od rather than E4 and... Luke, oh my God!!

Finally!

A couple on a date!

Not freaky sheets.

My lulu would hermetically seal itself.

Black Swan?? I want whatever he's taking

Oh ffs Gaston. Absolutely fucking gross mate

Amy is cringing.

Those poor staff that run that studio must be mortified.

Her potting looks like a penis.

oh god Luke stop

Major major ick

Gaston LOL great name.

Omg I can't stand him!!

Read the room Gaston! And put away the cheese board!

I would never ever bone him. He's gross

I'm a bit behind but Sachs's really great. She's upset and angry but still managing to illustrate what she's saying with her gestures to make it more understandable for Ross. I'd like to be her friend (although I'd be fucking terrified of her parents).

Here's Holluh

So cringe, oh god. He'd be too smarmy for me.

Since when has Lacey become Holly's girl?

Gaston is super gross.

Why would a man sit on a woman’s face!? Do some women like that? Urgh.

Urgh Alex. Grooooooooossss

Alex and Holly had another big row

😵‍💫

They need to go

If no one else is #teamgaston… can I shoot my shot? Do I need a respectful conversation with Amy first, or just wait till she’s a bit late for dinner?

fuck off - he is blaming her being upset on missing her kids.

How many birds have shat on Alex' t- shirt?

Holluh's off