MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

I'm still chuckling at this. Some areas of London or the North you meet people that are quick get very worked up and mouthy but you think I reckon their bark is worth than their bite and they don't realise how aggy they are sounding. West Midlands I think hmm I feel like you mean this. Might have to drop and roll any minute 🤣

It must be holly. Don’t know why they’re being so dramatic about her coming to the dinner party though.

i can’t actually articulate how much I hate Alex

Yes but he's only heard one side of the story, and she was also being really personal with him, she gave him the finger and called him names, her behaviour was equally appalling and he is going to defend her which is what she wants, she wants someone to fight for her, which just shows her own insecurity. It is all uncomfortable watching and there is a theme where Hollie starts drama, Sasha then puts the boot in, they are a toxic mix and need to be separated

When you're arguing with someone and they're smiling at you with every little shit thing they say you have to back away. I'd say something along the lines of, "What you've said has genuinely upset me. I think it's unfair and I suspect you know that. The fact that you're smiling at all of this like it's nothing but a big joke while you shout misogynist nastiness at me makes me realise that there is no point continuing with this. You don't take women seriously. You're a very sad little man and you're unlikely to change, so thanks for opening my eyes to the depths of your abusive nature but that is it."

He would be mad riled by that but you say nothing else. The problem is that too many people think that getting the last word in is how you win. You "win" when you take back your control and just stopping is often the way. My "what I'd say" is probably too long winded but when someone is trying to upset you acknowledging that they are is a strength and then refusing to deal with them any further is an even bigger strength.

Yes this would be great

I thought her behaviour was equally as degrading

Idea for the new thread title as we'll need it tomorrow "Put your finger on your prison pocket, don't let him sit on your face and the only tea bags you should be dipping are the ones that go in a cup."

Prison pocket is an absolute must. The rest a maybe. I wouldn't want a man sitting on my face. I don't get it.

That why I specifically said he dealt with the photo issue well. Not the Alex issue - there Sacha seems to be setting him up a bit I agree.

Also, she knows Lacey and Nate are solid.
As much as you can ever be solid on Mafs!

I don't get the face sitting nonsense either. Unless it is for a teabagging session 🤮

Gaston also strikes me as someone who has massive, gassy farts from all the protein he consumes. That's all I could think about if he perched on my face

@Nextdoor55 I'm not convinced it was just as degrading but it was going there. I I was arguing with that creature, Alex, I wouldn't be going below the belt because there's a big old slap head to go after. If you go low and get in the mud with the pig you both end up covered in mud and only one of you enjoys it. Took me a few years to learn this but I eventually did. I rarely argue anyway because I also go my temper under control for my own good. It would leave me shaking and in tears.

Can't believe no ones mentioned sacha calling Alex a pussy yet

I agree

Sacha is the kind of woman that winds up her man like a toy and enjoys watching a fight. The way she skips in the dinner party knowing Ross is going to kick off. Why would anyone do this? Talk to him, yes. But knowing things could get physical is not ok.

Polly, well what can I say. Such low self esteem but the biggest gob.

Polpot put in a surprisingly good shift there. Wasn't having it from Alex and took the dancing photos well. I was surprised.

Yes @MouseMinge . With people like Alex, the less said the better. He thrives on baiting people. He is absolutely either narcissistic or sociopathic. I know it's used alot but he's ticking multiple boxes on the scale. Absolute horror. He reminds me of people I know. The less you say with confidence the better.
Considering how much he has been getting away with unchallenged, I do understand why Sasha reacted that way. It wasn't good but it's a build up of lots of negative behaviours from him which can often leave other people liable to just exploding eventually. Feel bad for Ross tomorrow. That douche was never going to apologise to anyone, especially a woman.

Kieran kissed polly??

Because I've had an oesophagetomy I fart a LOT and whereas in the past 90% or more of my farts were odour free now the vast majority are toxic. I will never sit on a man's face again because the fear of letting one rip would take away any enjoyment.

I only had the op in July and I'm hoping that maybe the farting will get better but if it doesn't it is what it is. The op saved my life and allowed me to still be here. I celebrate that by watching the most shit shite television there is!

I think someone calling a person a pussy is pretty degrading, imagine if it was the other way around? Alex is not a creature, he just is emotionally immature and doesn't know how to respond, but even if he did, what can you say to people like that, those two are totally toxic together, an awful mix. Polly put the kettle on will you, and have a nice cuppa instead of winding everyone up with your foul mouth

@MouseMinge but maybe you could make an exception for Alex; just for our benefit?

Woo him, invite him round, fill up on a toxic curry and beer combo , get jiggy and then gas him to death with napalm level flatulence?

Is Sacha after a knuckle dragging meathead? She obviously just wanted to rile Ross up into a frenzy so he could go after Alex to fight for her honour..

Not really a responsible or mature way to deal with the situation

^^yes this. She only told a snippet. She was just as vile if not worse than him.
She even slagged off his tracksuit! 🤣.
She was way over the top about the photo.
I've gone right off her. She's turned into the drama queen .

Well yes Ross is a sitting duck isn't he, I suspect sasha scores high on the sociopathic scale as she seems to enjoy splurging her insecurity and watching the chaos, I almost don't want to watch, Ross = lamb to slaughter

I bet Gaston has joined Georges' squatting YouTube channel.

I need to go rewatch that scene properly. I was too busy burning up over Alex....

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