MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Alex now has Shitlids and strange headed Ross angry. Good.

Please don't tell me Cinderella's ugly sister pops up with Orson!

It's obviously Hollie making the surprise arrival

Probably but why are they screaming they don't even like her

Maybe there is one common denominator then

That must be Orson and Hannah back.

So what's the big surprise? Would they react that like if it was Orson and Hannah? Maybe it's Richelle and Stephen 😁

shannon and steven? too soon?

Is it awful that I really want Ross to headbutt Alex? That massive angry forehead is just asking for a Glasgow kiss.

Hmmm, lots of really weird and disturbing behaviour in that episode. It was like all the crazy came out at once. Having been initially amused by pol Pot and Angry Al slugging it out, it all now feels really uncomfortable viewing.

Everyone hated Hannah so not her

Which will be as shocking as me having to pee the moment I wake up

Ryan and Richelle would be an interesting combo.

How can someone confront a pie head like Alex? Total respect for Ross but Alex reacted as you'd expect and it therefore felt meaningless and just angered Ross more

It's Hollie

The girls seemed happy to see her

It’s obviously Holly back

Those girls wouldn't be screaming for Hannah & Orson 😂

Maybe it's Holly and Stephen!

Boring!

Seeing the look on Alex's face, I assume it's Holly

I thought Ross was very calm and kind about Sasha’s upset at the photo. He dealt with it really well.

Oh of course it's Holly. D'oh!

I need to get something off my chest. In the breaks they're previewing a new programme about Drake and Kendrick Lamar where the guy says "there is nothing in history (might be making in history up) like a rap battle." Thing is surely what's going on between Drake and Kendrick is a feud or beef. Surely a rap battle is more associated with a live event when rappers roast each other and the best man or woman wins.

Anyway, it's irking me so I thought I'd just get it out there so I can breathe again and not keep thinking "Fuck off you idiot that is not a rap battle!"

Ugh Holly is an utter vacuum bag, what a big mouth stirrer she is, she projects all of her unhappiness onto other people, those who are arguing are as bad as each other and all need to grow some self respect

I'm proud of Ross this evening. He was mature and accepted what she said.

What must Alex's mum think when she watches him? I imagine he can be like this with her. Maybe she doesn't see it. Maybe she's so proud of her little soldier she sees no wrong? I would be screaming ' don't go on that show!' He will have history being like this.

Jealous Polly says she didn’t mind Adam salsa dancing with Lacey. Imagine if it was Hannah, she’d have been fuming.. But because it’s Lacey, she didn’t want to pick a fight and fall out with her..

Yes. Drake and Lamar have beef and write diss tracks about each other. A rap battle is an improvised rap session, where they still diss one another, but it's different.