MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Is there any relationship in there that PolPot HASN'T interfered in? Is she aiming for a job as an Ixpert?

I think my favourite moment was Polly taking the childlike placky phone to the middle of a hot tub 🤣

I wonder if they drug test these people, Alex is such a bizarre steroidy shape and he is so quick to anger.

🤣🤣. Max Headroom

So many people! When I used to take DD to her swimming lessons, I would watch the public swim pool and there would just be groups of people literally just standing and chatting in the pool for the hour. Not swimming once.

For the very first time I'm glad that Polpot is opinionated because it's funny seeing tefal-headed red flag man getting annoyed and doing his "I'm going to smack you" body language. I think together both of those women could have at him despite his muscles.

Alex on the verge of aggression once again. Doesn’t bode well for anyone around him, especially if they are female as he seems to hate females with a passion

Can you imagine him behind closed doors if you were his girlfriend

Lacey and her dancing is not going to go well with Polly hopefully she sees it

Lacey and Shitlid both looked far happier than they normally do.

Alex gets my vote for the most vile human being to ever appear on MAFS UK. And there have been a lot of vile humans on this show.

To be fair, she would at least call people out that deserved it (as well as those that didn't)

Alex is a total red flag. Everything about him screams keep away this man is trouble. I'm guessing he hasn't hit a woman yet, at least I hope not because if he has he shouldn't be anywhere near this show, but it's only a matter of time before he does. I think the only woman he has any time for is his mother. The rest of us need to shut up or beware.

He must be terrifying when there’s no cameras around. No wonder holly has legged it. The man is so scary

@PuppiesProzacProsecco He's definitely giving Brad a run for his money.

Ross and Amy looked happy too. These ixperts are such shit stirrers.

Ryan and Shannon not there??

Hmmm, what's going on with Ryan and Shannon?

😂

You've never been with a man full stop Emma!

Also, once again, she is rewriting what happened.

Who wears a full face of make up at a spa?

Insecure people.

@menopausalfart Brad was indeed very vile but his brand of vileness was more psychological/manipulative whilst Alex the shit bag is physically terrifying with all that barely controlled rage. He makes the hairs on the back of my neck rise.

I think Ryan is a Wrongun

Something has happened

The only saving grace ref Alex is he can't conceal it well. I know people who hide it well in public. Alex gives himself away