MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Hmm, they've put Alex in with all the men least likely to square up to him (physically). Worried about a Luke scenario??

Polly wind it in!

Editing. One minute Polly is talking clearly now she has a cake in her mouth. We have missed so much. It's annoying

Alex is terrifying

Everyone says spoke instead of spoken

Fetch the boxing gloves!

Want to mind her business?!?! Is she on crack?

I'm quite enjoying Alex winding up Pol Pot to be honest.

It's Angry Alex Pol Pot war!!!! Love it

Oh no cringe

Caspars face summed it up

On the one hand clearly a scripted. On the other hand I'm scary how he might flip at Polly. Ooh vicious. Kieran thinking he's at Wimbledon. Ooh Alex knows how to push people's buttons

Same!!

Ooooooh Alex!! Truth. I love it. She's delusional

And me.

Telling her what everyone watching is thinking 🤣🤣

Oooh sheee-it!

Im actually a bit scared

I mean, I'm kind of glad Alex said that

I'd pay good money to watch Gaston take Alex on. God that would be amazing. He'd either squeeze him to death between his massive pecs or ick him to death with poems. Win win either way.

Smirky McSmirkface Alex
Loves to wind up the girls
And Polly is falling for it

This is actually horrible to watch. Why aren't the producers stepping in?

Even Luke was like “This is childish Polly” 🤣🤣

What changed in 3 weeks

I hate to say it but Alex is actually right in what he is saying to Polly!

Cos it's bloody funny