MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

I genuinely hate his face so much. It needs a punch.

He's like an action man. A disturbingly veiny action man

She could be a million miles away she'd still see the light reflecting off that giant slap heeeed!

I don't know why but it also reminded me of the mafs UK one where the husband had some kind of survival backpack with a huge box of condoms and other stuff... Ickkkkkk

He seems to be in the dark about her going home properly to spend some time with her children. That'll go down well.

Surprised at Sacha being so jealous

Who stands in a swimming pool having a chat like that?

Sacha needs to see that clip of Ross and Amy dancing and I'm sure she'll calm down 🤣🤣

Mel's found her Patsy in Shitlid

It's so obviously scripted now.

I'm trying to imagine Nafe doing a salsa. I can't.

I'm not.

Polly you kiss ass troglodyte

Alex is struggling to deliver his script in a natural way.

Polly...talk about rub it in

Woah. What a dickhead!!!!!

Alex is just an immature brute.

@Tittat50 she's like a teenager.

Why does Alex always frown?

Has he got piles?

Oh god when your mate has a psycho boyfriend she can't quite get rid off and when she attempts to leave he comes to groom you. Secretly you are pissing your pants but you have to be nice. Except Polly isn't giving a shit she loves stirring. Alex FURIOUS at being challenged

He's struggling to remember his lines.

He's seeming sociopathic tbh

He was perfectly happy talking to the boys about it, then straight to an aggressive melt down storm off with the girls. Just hates women dunt he.

I think Angry Alex has bad constipation!

He fell onto Gaston's pottery creation