MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

[Dillite2]

The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Gaston and Amy didn't make lurve. Gaston made lurve to Amy and it appears she is a freak in the sheets and teabagged him. Too much detail. I need brain bleach.

Looks like it @Dillite2

<re-thinks snacks>

Is this your first time watching? 😂

Maybe she likes the way those mini maltesers melt in the mouth 🤷‍♀️

Pass the bleach when you're done......

I just forgot what the preview from last night was.

If I was Amy I'd be fuming that they'd kept "she's a freak in the sheets" etc in the edit. There are going to be men who see this/hear about it who are sexualising her in a really unpleasant way because of his stupid showy off mouth.

That older guy in the Australian mafs said far too much about their sex life - Richard perhaps? With the slightly hippyish lovely older woman. She totally got the ick and it all went downhill from there. You’d think the participants would watch past episodes to find out what not to do…

Alex scary again. Sacha going full Walsall

WTF Lacey?

This will not go well, I feel.
Of course, that's probably the idea

Omg The Bedford

🤣

Awww, Kieran keeping his robe on. Bless.

Standard Lacey if you ever looked at her social media.

Lacey's outfit is like Mel Bs in Bo Selecta

Oh no Gaston. I just went extra gay 🤮

I'm getting a bit tired of Gaston's breasts

I shouldn't be laughing so hard but that is spot on. I wish she new how to dress better because she's a lovely looking woman.

Alex has a face like a slapped arse.

I have missed the beginning. I was too shellshocked to concentrate as my child was asking me whether Elvis was the same person as Freddy Mercury

Tefal head

Gaston's boob's are putting me off my ice cream. 🤢

So true 🤣

😳😳

LTB,