MAFS UK is back!!

[bumblenbean]

Can’t see another thread on this so sorry if I’ve missed it, but I surely can’t be the only sad sack unduly excited that MAFS is back later this month?!

I see a scandal has kicked off before it’s even started due to one of the contestants allegedly being a domestic abuser 😱

Anyone want to join a discussion thread for when the series starts on 16th? 🙌

Oi! I will not have you speak dirty of Eminem!

Thank God for K and K who seem fully loved up!😂

🤣 sorry!

Cant wait to see Kristina in PMDD mode

😱

K hasn't mentioned poo once, that's a win

So set up. I’ve got back to series one which seems more wholesome 🥰

Aw at 'the brightest coloured pencil in the pencil case'

He's very disabled by his difference. Shouldn't be going on reality TV dating shows full stop tbh.

But this is the drama we love to be fair 🤷‍♀️😆

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs

Exactly! Unless you feel physically unsafe and i would be offended and hurt if my new partner did that to me because that's what it suggests

The ones who get on great on honeymoon nearly always go to shit in a few weeks, though

So he does listen. So you can stop complaining now.

I can't really imagine Charlie getting the better of Eve in a fight...

The necklace.

Nathan on a promise tonight

What's her definition of enjoying the last night? Is it the same as the other nights, a quickie and run?

Charlie is an utter psychopath. Or she has some sort of personality disorder, anyway.

I'm sorry but if we turned the tables and Charlie was a man, wouldn't you be a bit more critical of controlling, insecure and somewhat rapey comments like:

"We'll eat and then we'll have sex again."
"I'm in love with her. I know it's only been 24 hours but that's how I feel."
"I can't deal with all this space. I feel so lonely."

I don't blame Eve for reacting by retreating, it's grey rock which is what is needed. This is emotional abuse.

Ladies! This is your last night. Stop arguing and start listening to each other.

Oh God this has escalated quickly

Charlie is too needy

Eve is unable to have a conversation

Ooh threats. Charlie could go more Stan than Eminem.

I would definitely have dropped it to keep the peace

It's only been a week!!!!

Omg this is agonising. They're both messed up and extreme in their own ways

Some poor producer now has to go and search for that £2 ring

Ok yep Eve has no idea how to be in a relationship. That last walk off was akin to my toddler having a strop.

More lego hair tomorrow night. Ugh.