MAFS UK is back!!

[bumblenbean]

Can’t see another thread on this so sorry if I’ve missed it, but I surely can’t be the only sad sack unduly excited that MAFS is back later this month?!

I see a scandal has kicked off before it’s even started due to one of the contestants allegedly being a domestic abuser 😱

Anyone want to join a discussion thread for when the series starts on 16th? 🙌

@Lalgarh the hair is a crime in itself. He had loads of bronzer on. His mannerisms are camp. I thought the over doing the 'humour' and distraction techniques were to over compensate for his height that he kept going on about... i think he's diverting attention from the closet 🚪

@Curtainsformeplease It was really bitter between them wasnt it. When he say down to talk to them at the wedding, he escalated quite quickly! Weird that she chose a twin of her twin!

Good morning my wonderful BBBs, i am back haha!

Well for starters oh my word the women brides are rather ugly this year.

Except the first 2 were well-matched to their grooms! One is the sister of my sister, hopefully, it works out!

The last night's quick preview of tonight's wedding, where the groom said you're ok! The bride was offended and wanted to be called fantastic, is a rather common-looking gal! Whereas the groom is good-looking!

The rest of the waiting grooms are going to be shocked!

The older-looking woman 49 and I guess the Barbie doll are ok as for the rest, yikes!

The bride tonight who 'wanted a wow' sounds exactly like Stacey Solomon. I can't unhear it.

Last night's was so good. New age jokers on one side and jolly hockey sticks on the other. The posh bride reminds me of Penny Lancaster mixed with Rachel Johnson. Poor couple though, there is no coming back from that level of ick.

Can't wait for tonight!

Why is Laura - a previous contestant back in the congregation of Kieran and Kristina!¡!¡?

Looking on Twitter last night it shows that one of the female contestants post

Posts on only fans.

Sorry hit send too soon !

I have to say I wouldn't have found the teeth joke funny. I would never laugh at someone with bad teeth so don't really see the hilarity in 'i have bad teeth! Phew, no I don't really!' I've seen teeth that bad in real life so he wouldn't have seen a reaction at the altar. I'd have humoured him on the day but is that really a great way of telling if someone has a sense of humour?

“Not many people are understanding that I live in a caravan. I’m more than happy. I’m ecstatic.” I thought that’s quite funny actually, well done. Then he repeated it and I realised he wasn’t trying to be funny. That would have been funnier than the teeth gag.

I think Casper's wife (no idea what her name is) is actually fine. She's just self -conscious and covers it up with loud laughter. I suspect she's pretty normal and just wants a nice slightly posh guy. Casper meanwhile is defensive and weird and not open to anything. (I missed the bit about his twin issues as the 4 app was playing up). His mum and sister seem pretty grounded though.

I thought Casper’s sister came across as a raging snob with her ‘I’m glad she’s of our ilk’ comment.

Yes, I didn’t realise people actually said things like that.

Yes, I thought this too. I hadn’t realised that the other bearded chap in the wedding party was the twin’s husband. I’d assumed he was another sibling 😳 They can stick to their ilk as far as I’m concerned.

Caspar’s ick was utterly palpable during the photo shoot. You could see his mind whirring and his body recoiling. I’ve never witnessed anything like it!

Regarding the initial contestant meet up, the men all looked ripped to shreds (which suggests a lot of their free time will be dedicated to the gym / consuming inordinate amounts of protein), and the women looked pumped full of various fillers. It’s utterly depressing. Barbie’s mum working out in the gym was a combination of both 👀

Don't quite a lot of these reality show contestants have agents and talent spotters they are signed up with? Probably a 2 for 1 deal to have her get some Dosh for making up the numbers in the crowd

This years bunch are all quite chavvy arent they!

@Catlord

It shows that he's a bit thick with a juvenile sense of humour. Totally lacking in sophistication ...luckily she thought it was funny so they're on the same wavelength

Ohhhh clownfish is hideous

Caspar and Emma seem doomed

Maybe she can dye her hair dark?

It occurred to me that Mrs Caspar's letters to her 'friends' about her dates are probably online somewhere and she was probably scouted for the show as a result.

Caspar's sister's tone to him was awful.

What a strange vibe between Caspar and his sister...i wonder what issues will come up

Channel 4 seem not to be making episode 2 available in advance, which is irksome.

Not as much as last year’s as far as I can see.

I'm just glad the beginning is not so dragged out as much as it used to be.

Christina reminds me of Tayah (looks wise) who married adam a few years ago.

I thought so too!!!