Masterchef #4 fire breathing pigs and psycho killers

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New thread here

Was that the one who did the chicken feet in the battery cages too?

Hope to God this soufflé was worth waiting for.

Oh yes good call - I remember that! Wasn’t it accompanied by videos of pollution or some such

there is clearly some wank cheffy gene in scandanavia

Yes, the one where the nearest chippy probably had the highest turnover in the world.

Fucking needs it, the scruffy twat. And it would take a wire brush and a gallon of dettol.

Alas no one lost any eyebrows.

See you tomorrow for standard MasterChef fare.

They've got Masterchef coats.

This is now being erased from my memory

I haven't really got behind any one person this season. At a push maybe Brin.

Better off just chucking him on one of those fires

I hope so!

I'll miss tomorrow due to work but see you next week for finals week.

Don't think Pig-Man has any. Probably not insured.

What a crap,eposide

Glad that's over, see you all tomorrow then!

Right, off to finish my Bridgerton episode - what a contrast!

On our license fee.
Right, off to bed. Need a shower to wash away the stink of bbq.

They will save the loofah, marinade it in Gregg sweat and John spit , pulverise it to mush between two heavy stones before wrapping in nettles and burying for a week in a badger holt. Serve with micro herbs.

My own recipe but I am happy to share.

See you tomorrow. Team Brin.

Off for a bit of gaming. See any fire foragers they will be killed in a few ways

Just watching the news, surely letting your kids play with water pistols when they have been sent home from school because of water borne infections is a tad thoughtless.

Sorry, I have had as much wankery as I can take for one evening! Goodnight all! Sleep well in your handwoven hammocks suspended under the stars.

I really want to try one of those now, though happy to have it cooked in a normal oven.

Evening all!

Evening all.

Anybody?