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Masterchef thread two

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TheDogsMother · 11/04/2024 20:47

Here it is.

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EsmaCannonball · 23/04/2024 21:42

Gregg instantly diagnosing blocked nozzle there. Must be familiar to him.

fourquenelles · 23/04/2024 21:42

TheDogsMother · 23/04/2024 21:41

Can Gregg stop saying yummy ? He's not five.

I just want to slap his stupid face tonight and I am a woman of peace (normally)

Blueberrycreampie · 23/04/2024 21:42

Can't do eggs really - definitely no raw egg!

Theredfoxfliesatmidnight · 23/04/2024 21:43

Raw egg is a bold move

littlbrowndog · 23/04/2024 21:43

Raw egg so strong taste

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/04/2024 21:44

Glad she took the skin off, hate fish skin.

fourquenelles · 23/04/2024 21:45

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/04/2024 21:44

Glad she took the skin off, hate fish skin.

Me too. Disgusting stuff.

jay55 · 23/04/2024 21:45

Oh shut up greggggg with your patronising nonsense

ilovesooty · 23/04/2024 21:46

That pudding looks lovely.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/04/2024 21:46

Condensed milk ice cream sounds amazing.

Theredfoxfliesatmidnight · 23/04/2024 21:46

That's the pudding I'd choose out of all of them, it looks lush

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/04/2024 21:47

What IS he doing?

GrouchyKiwi · 23/04/2024 21:47

That dessert looked lovely. Louise is through.

EsmaCannonball · 23/04/2024 21:48

The dumplings look a little flabby. I prefer them to be steamed then fried.

Theredfoxfliesatmidnight · 23/04/2024 21:50

So no ginger in it, and it's curdled

TheDogsMother · 23/04/2024 21:50

Rhys is definitely off.

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Piggywaspushed · 23/04/2024 21:51

Today is international veloute day.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/04/2024 21:51

Prawn and velouté day.

Sunbird24 · 23/04/2024 21:51

Dr George brought his surgical tweezers

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/04/2024 21:52

Their speaking cock double act is winding my dh up no end. 😁He’s swearing his head off.

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/04/2024 21:52

I prefer my new potatoes crispy, not crunchy. They are only crunchy if that are raw, surely?

TheDogsMother · 23/04/2024 21:52

So a quick poll Chuffians. Does any one here put food on a plate with tweezers ? At what point does that seem a good idea ? 🤣

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EsmaCannonball · 23/04/2024 21:53

That sinister high-pitched giggle.

jay55 · 23/04/2024 21:53

The ex contestants really love the sound of their own voices tonight. I'd take away all their aprons.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/04/2024 21:53

Did they call Dinta "Doctor"?

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