Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

I assumed they embroidered all four, and then picked the losers names off to reuse for the next lot!

Ooh that mandolin is giving me the fear.

Those steaks look gorgeous. Do them justice, Tom.

Bean kebab? All together now…..'I don’t care what it’s been…..' <tish-boom!>

boring sewer alert It'll be an embroidery machine and take about 5 minutes an apron

I'd order Tom's menu just my cup of tea.

You beat me to it letting 😊

Late ti this! No one doing some raw lamb with a jus this week??

ahhhhhhh but a chocolate fondunt!

Toms menu for me as well

CHOCOLATE FONDANT KLAXON

Since when does a fondant not show off a lot of skill?! Make up your mind, Jonty.

Quite! I thought the road to Masterchef heaven was littered with the corpses of chocolate fondants????

Sugar obsessed bendy ballerina, fond of Las Vegas; you can see the glow in Gregg's eyes.

I like the way Lulu says stickitoffipudding

I am an age where sewing was done by hand in the main unless you knew a rich neighbour with a Singer. Eee modern technology is grand!

I love whitebait

Getting a little fed up with Jonty's fake jeopardy. "Too much spice and it's overpowering. Not enough spice and it will spoil the pudding" I bet he says the pudding is nicely spiced (as the contestant has worked out how to cook this).

And anchovies 🤣

I always feel sorry for the man who has to paint the name of the Wimbledon champions into the board every year straight after their victories, usually with a camera pointed at him

The puree looks like semolina pudding.

God, do you remember when MC was full of absolute nutters and risk takers? Not safe and boring.

And me - love those little crispy fishes....

Can't eat anything where I have to eat the eyes.

Ooh, I want a huge steak now…