Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

Yeah, I'm more Clydeside....

Don’t they explode?

I hate avocado.

Going on masterchef and not knowing how to poach an egg or make hollandaise is like when people go on bake off and say they've never done choux or meringue

No. I was surprised but they don't.

I feel a bit sorry for Yogita because her first round was better than the others but just not auberginey enough.

No no, I'll stop cooking after going home early on MasterChef and die of starvation.

Fucking stupid question, honestly.

A shame about Yogita. I think she might have produced some good dishes but that was awful.

All together John and Me!!!

I agree. Her first dish was much better than the last two to get an apron.

And I strongly suspect them of consistently mis-pronouncing her name

That last dish of Yogitas did look horrible, sorry Yogita. Like a congealed very old fashioned dinner at grandma's house.

Oh God. Here comes the Ballonteen 🤦‍♀️

I think Max might do well here.

Speaking of Chou and meringue, Dd has been offered a patisserie job in a French bakers in Amsterdam! Not sure of the pay yet (minor detail) but she’s chuffed.

And the panacotta!

Chewmuric, the first cousin of Chewbacca.

Yes noticed that - they never learn do they?

I went to a quiz recently where one of the answers was choux pastry. The team we marked wrote shoe.

Yum.

Wow awesome

Congrats to your DD Ohwhat!

Well done!

Amazing OhWhat

Gregg should be banned from talking about flavours. And everything.

That sounds great, Ohwhat!

Oh wow - what a great opportunity