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Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 23/11/2023 15:45

Aye aye!

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/12/2023 20:06

Wankery ahoy!
evening chuffs

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:07

I don't want to be lectured and made to think while I'm having a nice meal. I want to enjoy some fucking good food and nice wine and that's it.

BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:07

Wanker and twat were the first two words that came to my mind.

Sorry.

I just want to eat nice food!

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:07

Saga Norén would be so onto this guy.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:08

I'm not sure I'd want to dine at a restaurant that required me to be 'brave.'

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:08

You pay £4000 for this impressions menu to feel like a dreadful human after

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Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:08

2 years??

littlbrowndog · 07/12/2023 20:09

£4000 omg

TheDogsMother · 07/12/2023 20:09

Jeez this is all a bit exhausting isn't it.

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:09

Rasmus needs to phone up Gwen from Gavin and Stacey.

jay55 · 07/12/2023 20:10

Good god. What's wrong with just cracking some eggs.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:10

Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:08

You pay £4000 for this impressions menu to feel like a dreadful human after

£4000???!!!! Whyyyyy.

Madness, absolute madness.

That doesn't look like the perfect omelette, Mr Chef. That looks like a mouthful of cold sadness. I want a proper omelette.

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:10

Ha I was just plucking a figure out the air

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GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:10

Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:10

Ha I was just plucking a figure out the air

Oh, you trickster. Grin

ChicoryDip · 07/12/2023 20:11

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:04

This looks absolutely batshit.

Absolutely batshit!

Must order a sound wave machine for the kitchen. Was wondering what the next Air Fryer craze would be.

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:11

That doesn't look delicious

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Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:11

I’m pretty sure the kind of people who would think nothing of paying £4k for a meal mainly don’t give a shit about the sort of stuff he thinks he’s ‘educating’ them about

BIWI · 07/12/2023 20:11

I don't want to be challenged by my food!

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:11

Cod teeth...

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Sunbird24 · 07/12/2023 20:12

@Pebbledashery got me too! 😂😂

Popfan · 07/12/2023 20:12

I literally came on here to see the reaction to this restaurant.... glad to see its the same as mine. Wankery at it's finest. Impressions.... wtf

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:12

And what do they do with the rest of the cod?

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2023 20:12

Ha sorry 😀

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EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:12

I mean, cooking a tiny piece of fish for two fecking hours is hardly environmental.

GrouchyKiwi · 07/12/2023 20:12

EsmaCannonball · 07/12/2023 20:12

And what do they do with the rest of the cod?

I hope they have pet sharks that live under the restaurant and they feed the rest of the cod (and unappreciative diners) to them.