Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

Aye aye!

Switch on a Breville toaster and stick it in the vacuum-packer. See what happens.

Gregg will love the presentation.

What a knob

This is like some kind of mad satire !

Green goddess instantly makes me think of spandex

'I don’t want people to look at that and think it's been done by hand'

Well, of COURSE not, that would be an OUTRAGE!

I'm afraid that people like Chef at this point in the competition make me start to feel revolutionary.

So true

Well he will say he does.

Guests from all over the country = Russians from Knightsbridge.

Bring on the tumbrels...

I think of military fire engines 🤭

As soon as I heard him say, they need to forget everything they think they know (or words to that affect) I thought, pretentious bastard. And I switched off to avoid the cringe. Seems like I chose right!

Jeremy hasn't even given her a chance

Jeremy has all the Cheffie traits we love on MC. Traveller, wanker, server of teeny tiny portions of many things that shouldn’t ever be on a plate, heavy user of the pronouns I,my and me. How he never got slobbered over by Greggg in the MC kitchen is a mystery.

I bet his t shirt and pant drawers are immaculate……..

Lauren just wants to give that dude a Glasgow kiss

I hope that was a new spoon…

Evening all. Running in late after calling my Dad in NZ for his birthday.

I don't mind about missing this round anyway.

Well, he’s a bit of a cock is the he?
EVENING CHUFFS,

Urgh that smoking looks utterly pretentious

Have we not established - long, long ago now - that a quenelle made with one spoon is a rocher?

<gavel>

DH has summed this up as "this is bollocks". V eloquent I thought 🤣

Apparently my dh hates this round. He’s told me three times already.

I really do wish this was the day Tom blew up the sous vide machine……….. poor Jeremy would take to his fainting couch for a week. I hope someone has told him about Toms little episode, just to give him the jitters.

Weirdest chef ever. Probably never been to a chain restaurant in his life.

Is this all that’s happening on this show? I might go for a shower