Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

Aye aye!

Sharpen them quenelles. Tom just called him mate 🤣🤣🤣

That dessert looks like a pair of knorks..😅😅

The plates are very 1970's craft pottery. Sort of thing your schoolteacher who wore gypsy skirts would have.

Aaaaaand why can’t these be plated in advance? Not like they are hot.

I'm so jealous 🥹

Septopus?

Charlie is nearly as intense/ odd as the Chef.

And then it segued into an actual real life ladies' knockers. Weird.

I hope the poor fecking missing octopus has actually escaped.

Who stole the octopus?

Jeremy was seething on the inside

Bloody hell! Someone got shortchanged there. Hope that was reflected in their bill.

So was 🤣🤣🤣✊

This is crap telly

Dh (who should have his own account for mc) said Gregg should get that because he’s fat enough.

If Charlie doesn’t do sorbet spheres on his next dish then it’s because he never wants to see another one in his life

How many Jeremy’s are there? Every time I look he is hovering over another of the chefs. The man is cloned I tell you.

I thought that ! !

He is so patronising

I don't like him

It’s an 18 course menu, there’s probably at least 4 courses between each of our chefs 😂

Who put all the money into this guy having this restaurant

Charlie never wants to sphere sorbet in his life ever again

The guy waiting on looked uncannily like the Strongman of former MC days - except without the comedy moustache.

Yes, when there isn't any jeopardy (aside from a wanky chef on the verge of a breakdown) the episode is pretty boring.