Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

Aye aye!

Very Nouvelle Quisine if anyone remembers that - basically tiny portions eg one asparagus tip!

Dinner is £300 🤣🤣🤣

Octopus 🫡

Too much going on in that dish

I do Blueberry. Usually had to get a Burger King on the way home 🤣

This must be satire surely? Has someone mislaid a script for The Nine O'Clock News?

🙄 another 'impossible to create one-handed rocher' challenge. 💤💤💤💤💤

Lauren just giving him cold eye

Tbh, octopus looks terrifying

And then one would visit le chippie on the way home🤣.

Leave the bloody octopuses alone.

Little bit of nothing on a big white plate

IIRC from The Great British Menu, the other chef has a restaurant above his dad's shop. Probably a bit less wanky.

We’re two for two on mushroom in these dishes so far

What a massive twot

So is

Where's the rest of it ?

That’s a big lump of fat on that one bit of beef

Oh fffs

So from that big hunk of beef you get 3 tiny squares wtf!

I'd be royally displeased if a date took me to this restaurant

The Green Goddess dressing. He really was hoping for Celebrity MasterChef. A cook off between Diana Moran, Mad Lizzie and Mr Motivator.

This is top wankery

BLOW IT UP, TOM

Pudding wankery