MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

God Arthur is going for it! Just catching up on last nights while I iron! 😂
Arthur is cracking me up, he clearly thinks they are a bunch of twats!

Oh … No one knows how someone like Ella could fund endless cosmetic surgery??

But yes, Arthur was weirdly hilarious. Interesting evolution from Mr Bewildered to Provocateur In Chief. I do hope he’s ok and now has a permanent roof over his head.

She's got the opposite of bitchy resting face. Her face in repose looks beautiful.

I thought Ella looked better with the brown hair. Felt very sad for Thomas. Loved Arthur's humour but I think he came across as flippant. Dunno with JJ. He DOES know Ella is trans right? I think although he obvs fancied her, that is putting him off. I noticed he did not answer many questions. I don't think Tasha hurt Paul I think she did the "speak to the hand" thing. Not sure.

Does not bode well for Laura and Arthur. I don't think he necessarily has to be dragged around Chelsea to drink champers with those jackals. Why can't she just see them on her own and they do other things together. She always looks like there is a nasty smell under her nose.

Peggy at home - very telling. Her room was very princessy, Her mum and dad behaved just like I suspected.

Just catching up. I haven’t said much to the screen except “oh fuck off (insert Peggy/Laura/Tasha/Jordan at will).
Arthur was cracking me up and they’re all so bloody po faced. Boring bunch of old bastards.
Especially Tasha’s “you’ve taken away my moment”. FUCK OFF! Twat.
Poor JJ. Like a trapped rat.

The experts can all fuck off too. Trite nonsense.

Lol.

Love the responses here.

Paul did an AMA on Reddit recently. He was so chilled on there.

First series of MAFS I’ve ever seen and I really enjoyed it. Can’t wait for the Reunion!

I feel sorry for Georges. Adrienne seems nice.

I think Laura and Thomas should have been a couple.

Arthur and Adrienne.

Jay and Matt.

Luke and Tasha 🤣🤣🤣

Bianca and Jordan.

JJ and Erica.

Paul and Roz.

Love how no one could actually pin down how Laura has changed since the show started and so there was a blank silence and then they just repeated 'yes you've changed' 'yes you're a different person', 'yes you're not the same as you were on the hen do'. Because in reality she's still the same stuck up, miserable cow she was all along.

JJ is like a wet lettuce mumbling on about how he's a bit worried about Ella being disrespectful when she's off her face - he can't even look at her which is how he went with Bianca. There's no way he's ever going to have sex with her. Wonder how many years it will take him to realise that there's much more to a relationship than fake lips and tits - I think many years as he doesn't seem too bright.

I'd have been pissing my pants over Arthurs jokes - not least because of the horror on the faces of all the others. What a miserable uptight bunch.

I'm always behind the curve but I got Rozz. Wanted Bianca - but would much rather have Thomas than JJ.

daft as JJ is, I think he has seen it. He is going to dump Ella. She's too needy, too loud, too brash. That wig was going TOO far.

The only thing I was grateful for is she's dropped the I'm not a girls girl🙄

Am I missing something? Why does Ella say (and I think Bianca did too?) that JJ is hot/too good for her?! He’s a snivelling squint-eyed little scrote wit zero personality. 😟

Spooky!

I think the ixperts are more well paid window dressing than serious counsellors - there to give the show a veneer of gravitas, except where they're foisting sex toys on people who've only met recently. 🌹

So how does it work next week? They said 3 commitments on Monday, I assume the rest Tuesday, but what is on Wednesday and Thursday? I think they've only just filmed the 6 month reunion so does that feature? DP will be glad to see it gone!

Ella's wig was like Single White Femaling someone you've never met. Scary times. At least Peggy kind of tried to call it a bit.

I must be getting old if he is what passes for hot these days!

Me too. Honestly, I never watch Love Island or I'm a Celebrity so I'm disappointed in myself that I got sucked into this shite 😁. But the first series was a genuinely interesting experiment. This has been trash.

@Deathraystare She always looks like there is a nasty smell under her nose.

There is. The plebs around her. Her genteel nostrils can't handle the stench.

Love this! Thomas bought Arthur this mug - seems they are now all very much brotherly love thankfully 😂

Next week:

Monday & Tuesday - commitment ceremonies
Wednesday & Thursday - reunion (dinner) party

And then it's all over!!

Hopefully forever

Lordy, two nights for a reunion dinner party....
Just rewatched last night, Tasha talks tripe and Arthur was funny if painfully so sometimes.
I love that Thomas bought Arthur a mug.
Not convinced any of them will make five months, let alone five years....

Wouldn't it be hilarious if some really posh woman scooped Arthur up?!

Someone who actually lived in Chelsea 😁

Arthur looks ridiculously handsome in that photo. I think what he's got out of it is some male bonding. My guess is that he forgot what Laura even looked like five minutes after being binned/binning her at the final commitment ceremony.

Team Arthur all the way. He's far too much fun for Laura.