MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

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The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

I got Rozz

The Japanese Ring is pretty damn good. I watched it hoping it would scare the living shite out of me. It very nearly did but not quite. I watch horror films to see if they will scare me. So far it hasn't happened. I'd say I was nails but show me an animal suffering and I'm a wreck.

@PaddingtonsHat thought it was just me thinking. Hell did she just kill a bunch of black birds back at the Fam home lol. Obviously willing to wear any crap so called designers chuck her way. Waiting for the bin bag look and Ella I reckon will use the gaffa coloured tap, but have her boobs fall out on command like Alexa lol

@43ontherocksporfavor I started to think this as her big speech about being trans was very on before JJ and Bianca got hitched on the show, so maybe they got down to it and she revealed the secret and it's put him on edge since.

Yeah, I've never understood the appeal (none for me!)

Re horrors, I can watch them fine, even laugh. But then later when I'm on my own....Watched that House if Usher, episode with the evil cat, and I was moving away from my own cat on the sofa afterwards 🤣( my cat is the actual definition of a pussy!!)

He looks like a garden worm with a felt tip drawn on face and felt medieval peasant style wig.

That's going to amuse me all day.

I think he's quite shy and sweet underneath the terrible clothes and man bags.

Im annoyed with myself for being so invested this year

It's boring and silly

I blame this thread as it's better than the show 🤣

if not for this thread I would have abandoned it ages ago. I have never watched a series of MAFS all the way through before. Damn you @SheldonesqueTheBstard

Sorry.

Come on everyone- it’s been so bad it’s good. I for one cannot wait for next weeks faux drama and the reunion cat fight.

DH has just read out the IACGMOOH line up and it looks like I won’t be getting my evenings back after all.

Same. It's looking to be a really good line up this year. Think I'll go bookmark the thread now.

I have just caught up

I honestly would take 10 Peggy's over Laura.
Absolutely everything she says is joyless, affected, superior and patronising.

I'd take Laura over Peggy every time. She may be supercilious but at least you could have a half-reasonable exchange of views. Trying to have a discussion with Peggy would be akin to arguing with a potato.

I would pick none of these people and just stay home on my own, much more entertaining and no validation required every 2.5 seconds.

I love a good horror but there are so many rubbish ones out there.

I fucking love that Arfur chose the last dinner party to launch his comedy career. So 3 kids then = comedy gold. I'm mad now they have obviously been cutting out his jokes until last night. I might have taken to him a bit more.

I actually feel a bit sorry for JJ he looked like he wanted to be anywhere else than there yesterday. Ella is going to have her lips pumped up more every time she’s rejected until her face just resembles a rubber ring.

Tasha is awful, she’s definitely the sort that would get you in a headlock in the ladies toilets on a night out. Feel sorry for Paul as he seems quite sweet.

Peggy is like a mannequin whose mouth is permanently open in faux shock to the others comments. Georges is grafting for those tits like he’s never grafted before but the chances of getting past Daddy Peg to them are zero.

Laura cannot believe she’s been matched with a peasant who dares to have a sense of humour and quite clearly he now has no fucks to give anymore.

Erica and Jordan won’t work on the outside, he will be too needy and the distance will be a problem.

Why did the “experts” matched Adrienne & Matt when their views on children are so opposite. That’s never going to work.

MAFS used to be good, now it’s all Turkey teeth, Botox and massive lips, doesn’t feel real at all. The only genuine ones were Thomas and Jay.

This thread has been far more entertaining than the actual series.

I reckon that Arthur just went on there to get a roof over his head for a while.

JJ is doing the same thing with Ella as he did with Bianca now where he just shut down rather than hurt her feelings but ended up doing it anyway. Come on JJ you can say it.

I really like him when he's on form. He is just seeing that bunch of muppets for who they are. He needs someone easy going who is funny. Laura is not that person. Maybe he and Georgessss should move in together.

The first series was so interesting. They basically had to live in each other's pockets in the middle of nowhere and try to get along. It was so interesting. With this series there have been odd comments which suggest that they're free to do whatever they want between filming and can spend very little time together.

Tasha even scares me when she smiles it’s like a sneery threat, but I bet Paul just can’t see it and stays We needed more Tasha and his mum encounters that would have been interesting.