MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

Peggys chavvy family do not aprove of posh boy Georgezzzzz that speaks volumes honestly.

Ros did fuck Thomas over

Peggy still banging on about her mum. If I was George I would say I didn't want a relationship with her and her mum.

Also that channel 4 carbon skidmark advert...wtf

I'm pretty sure Thomas will be overwhelmed with the laydeez wanting to 'comfort' him ...

Why did the experts match Matt and adrienne if he wants kids and she doesn't?

Peggy just wanted a bit more air-time so her handsome prince would spot her and sweep her away.

For maximum draahmaah

Because the experts matched them purely because they both had caring responsibilities to their parents.

They never dug deeper than that.

Their match making has been truly shocking this year.

I am so dizzy from all the 180s...I just need it to be over, I will even watch Nigel farage eat a sheep's fanny if you just make all this nonsense stop so I can get off...

Yes I know I could just turn it off but I am a completist!

I hope he finds the loveliest lass ever, who will deserve him as much as he deserves her...

Given how badly all the home stays seemed to go, am slightly bemused that only one couple wrote leave. 🤔
Wtf were those ridiculous false eyelashes that Sid Ros was wearing? 🤪

to be fair, ugly is what Ella does best

I think the fact they did all stay even though they aren't getting on just seals the fact it's all bullshit

Also wtf Paul - Tasha is abusive you need to run!

You can’t quit now. You’ve come too far!! 😂

Me too. Completist I mean.

Not so much wanting to watch ovine muff munching.

I swear Ella’s lips were trying to escape tonight.

Poor Tom, he just got better looking as the program went on. I hope he finds someone.

Roz's kick to Thomas was like the When Harry met Sally line. "He used to say he never wanted to get married. What he really meant was he just didn't want to get married to me".

Erica looked like she was about to cry when they made her declare stay.

Peggy's going for maximum exposure hoping that she'll get really famous!

Poor poor Thomas.

Peggy and the parents are so weird. The fact that she lives with them and they seem to think she's about 14!

TBH, they were all as shocked by their decisions to stay as we were. The producers could have at least given them a heads up about what was written on those cards.

Bye then Roz.

Cry or be ugly?

I usually find the final dates and vows tedious. Is there another dinner party?;

I'm so mad! It's DHs fault, HE started watching it and I ended up watching, and now I have to finish it, and it's shite and I'm SO MAD at him!!
What do you think the ixperts would advise me to do (so I can do the opposite!)?

Sperm banks and Laydeez from around the world will be beating a path to Thomas's door.....
It was a heartbreaking watch.
He was so honorable and lovely.
I suspect only fakery remains now in the series, unless we've been misled by the edits.