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MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 07/11/2023 22:11

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

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TitsInAbsentia · 13/11/2023 20:29

Ditto...not watching vows live...

beastlyslumber · 13/11/2023 20:33

I'm not going to watch it live. I'll just read the thread ✨️

Itisyourturntowashthebath · 13/11/2023 20:36

I'm watching, I'm addicted.
Somebody has to tell you saddos what's going on.

Bluetrews25 · 13/11/2023 20:48

I'll be there too

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2023 20:48

Itisyourturntowashthebath · 13/11/2023 20:36

I'm watching, I'm addicted.
Somebody has to tell you saddos what's going on.

😁

dillite · 13/11/2023 20:53

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 18:35

daps

Crochet would be too demure for teeth, tits and neofoof.

I’m going for Ella wearing a satin version of the crime scene tape Gaga wore in ‘telephone’.

That would be a bit overdressed for her

Sunbird24 · 13/11/2023 20:59

I’ll be watching MasterChef but might switch across occasionally for a break from Gregggg…

PaddingtonsHat · 13/11/2023 21:01

Im just gutted we didn’t fill this thread before tonight

funbags3 · 13/11/2023 21:03

I detest final vows.

43ontherocksporfavor · 13/11/2023 21:03

Evening all. Got to see this through.

QueSyrahSyrah · 13/11/2023 21:04

4 days left. Come on. We can do this.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 21:05

Run Georgest Run.

Life is but a box of chocolates.

And you got the coffee revel.

#bitterstill

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Psychoticbreak · 13/11/2023 21:05

Im only watching cos I am waiting on the dryer to finish so I can go to bed. Its cack.

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 21:05

Making you coffee Confused

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 21:06

Don’t lie Arthur. You have not been together 24-7.

You took to your bed remember?

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Bluetrews25 · 13/11/2023 21:08

Is Jordan's hood to hide a haircut?
(Hopeful)

MouseMinge · 13/11/2023 21:08

That MAFSAUS final vows was epic!

I'm watching. I'll try to be amusing but I am sitting her with my first feed through my feeding tube which is odd as fuck, so I might be ... actually, I'll just be more of a beyatch, so that's no bad thing! Bring it on.

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 21:08

Poor Jordan

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2023 21:08

At least the hood is covering up the kinky hair.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 21:08

I cried less when we both got posted to different countries.

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MouseMinge · 13/11/2023 21:08

Poor Jordan. That's genuine.

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 21:09

A grave ornament? Dead romantic

murasaki · 13/11/2023 21:09

Crikey that is naff. No wonder Peggy loves it.

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2023 21:09

WTF Georges. Mind you, he knows her well.

MouseMinge · 13/11/2023 21:09

Just noticed Jordan's legs for the first time. Them is nice.

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