MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

Yawn 🙄

Watching Ella since Nathaniel outed her as an abusive drunk with wandering hands and now back with JJ, I'm guessing that Pretty Little Thing (is it them?) aren't best pleased that they've done a deal with her. She is shockingly awful and her outfit tonight was an abomination. JJ looked embarrassed to be seen in public with her.

Thanks for not posting too much tonight although to be fair there wasn't much to be said. It was duller than the dullest and while I can see at least two of the saying "I do" next week it's a bollocks. None of them will or would work outside the fart infested bubble they're living in. None of them are for real. No, Paul probably is but Trashy isn't. I think they'll commit but it's not real and it won't work. The other couple who might is Georges and Peggy and it will be fake.

They are all about the gram.

When does the Aussie one start? This stuff is pure shite but I love the shite and hanging out with you lot!

I'm with you minge, bring back the more vocal MAFSAU. Far better and trashy in an enjoyable way. I miss Cyrell :)

Suck up ducks.

Ducks on show. You could almost see JJ withering. If he shrivelled any more at the unwanted pressure from Ella, he could fit in his lickle handbag. All Ella is waiting to hear is Shantay you stay. But Ella is all worried about going in on themselves and all that shit.

Anyone hearing Little Britain’s Emily Howard. And shit?

Tash came across well in the cinema. But 3-2-1 she’s back in the room at the dinner party.

Ella lip wanking all through the candle lit dinner was off putting. I am a bastard but I’m half hoping Georges has said enough to get his Nat King. And then does a Duncan.

The rest?

Yeah but no but yeah but no but but yeah they all look as though they’d rather be getting hand action round the back of the bins at Lidl.

I’m only here for the next lot of wedding dresses…

And dust.

You may have already said but I hope your procedure went well, Minge. Good to have you back.

how many calories?

@Ramalangadingdong it did, thank you! Feeding tube is operating well so I'm waiting for the nutritionist to show me how to use it myself and keep it free from infection, etc and then I'll get sent home. Fingers crossed. They don't want us hanging around on the short stay wards anyway so they're as keen to kick us out as we are to go. 😀

The problem with the Aus one is that we're remembering it with fondness yet all whined about it while it was on too 😅

Us next year: remember Peggy, she was great compared to this lot

God the BB thread is hard work

I thought it was finished Jane 🤣

I’ve heard nowt about it 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’m looking forward to a sleb one ☺️

😂so true!
Although I have a soft spot for Peggy. There are glimpses of her being a real person and since TwoGeorges isn't an idiot, I'm telling myself she's just having a very, very bad edit.

I think Peggy and Georges are secretly at it like rabbits but shh don't tell Papa Pie

@SheldonesqueTheBstard BB is entertaining but it could be better

I don't think so. I think part of why he is so desperate is because she's not slept with him yet. From how he spoke at the start, he's prob struggling with why he has had some many conquests and she is still just so aloof

Also think he defo thinks their family is rough. But she's slim, tits, and that is ok for him to overlook the chavyiness- if that's a word.

I agree. And honestly I think she gets away with so much because she's trans.
Poor JJ looks positively terrified.

Poor JJ having to go out in public with someone dressed like that. Or undressed. You decide.

Following her choice to have more surgery, Ella revealed Katie Price is her inspiration because she looks 'incredible'.
She said: 'I dissolved the chin, cheek and lip fillers and started fresh. I know [my lips] are still quite ducky, but I love that Katie Price look. I think she looks incredible'.
'I'm actually going to have my nose sorted out, because I can't breathe properly after my nose job. But the biggest thing is my forehead - I don't like my hairline.'

Genuine question - where does Ella get the money for repeated cosmetic surgery??

I’m really hoping that most of the guys do a Brent at the final vows. Peggy, Tash and Ella need a wake up call.

”Goodbye, good luck and good riddance”

So bored of this series.
There's far too much repetition of soundbites and facial expressions in reaction, then loong pauses with over dramatic music.
They could have shown more actual conversations, and more of the couples doing things together.

Can't see the point of the ixperts. All they seem to do is watch the dinner parties and not know what has been going on, and then offer crap advice at the committment ceremonies. Where is the actual ongoing relationship advice in between? They cast one half of each couple as the bad guy and then its all about how that person has to completely change their personality to suit the other person. Nothing about compromise or two sides of arguments or picking up the 'good' one on any bad behaviour or attitudes.

A Duncan. Wasn't Brent an abusive arse who is still together with his victim wife?

When Erica was talking about how they will get on when they're back in the real world it really hit home how different the programme is now. They used to show that part. There was that lovely couple, one worked on a train IIRC, who sadly decided the distance was too much.

Caroline and Adam.

I ended up loving them.

And Nigel.

They WERE Mafs as it should be.

Not this insipid pish.