MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

Ooh if I chuck her into the sea I could kill two birds with one stone.

I completely zoned out in the last 20 minutes and yet don't feel like I missed anything

True !!

Googled Mary Ellen omg the likeness

What we want is civilization lol that gremlin being interviewed cracks me up 😂

Ha ha he did

Really, what is the point of anyone applying for next year. They’re probably already scouring old dating and reality shows to choose people to sign up.

Last year was better

Did you watch the Australian one ?

cyclone Cyrel oh my word …

Just caught up with the thread but haven't watched the episode yet.
I just keep thinking about the MNers who applied and didn't get on yet the production team 'scouted' insta wannabes. They're not making it trash because they have to - they could have picked real people - but instead they deliberately chose to make this series a joke. I'd say they jumped the shark but it's more like they caught the shark, butchered the shark in front of us but are telling us they're vegans and the shark is fine.

MAFS Australia is soooo much better!

😂

He looks so uncomfortable. He's doing the classic grasping at excuses thing. At least Roz and Sean did the difficult thing and were honest. I do kind of feel sorry for jj though....I suspect he had to be persuaded to come back with Ella.

His reasons for staying definitely didn't sound like they were of free will

There is a really good TV show to be made around this concept but this ain't it.
Less drama.
Less arseholes.
Big brother style cameras in apartments.
Real experts, trying to help.
Any more suggestions?

Probably the Peggy family silver..

She doesn’t want cutting out of the will. If she picks Georges that is…

Is Peggy going to the final dinner party as a magpie? Maybe she’s caught wind of Georges family silver

the mannequin from MAFS UK on X: "JJ showing off a new purse every episode #MAFSUK t.co/DpiFrz8Usr" / X (twitter.com)

I find Peggy quite annoying. She may have had jobs with large corporate companies but I’m sure she’s as think as mince.

Her family are fake and materialistic. She’s a product of her family.

I don't get why an intelligent and good looking guy like Georges would want to marry into a family as unappealing as Penny's? They've got absolutely nothing in common and they're bloody rude!

Perhaps Georges just wants his 15 minutes of fame and get more followers.
Like most people on the show

ok here is my honest assessment:

laura And Arthur - never gonna work. Chelsea girl and north London geez…chalk and cheese. Everything he does annoys her - he also seems to be struggling with her name. Her friends are like the witches from eastwick - new money Chelsea types who actually live in Acton and work in admin in the city but think they are high flyers. No one from Chelsea bangs on about it that much.
Jordan and Erica - cut your hair, grow a personality and basically keep quiet for 5 minutes. What is up with the wave at front ? All v weird.
jj and Ella - an unlikely pairing of dandy Dan (bugsy malone look it up) and a wannabe porn star who so far away from a ‘girls girl’ farting, drinking, swearing.
she’s seriously confused and can’t see it.
Paul and Tasha - he’s gonna be walked all over but I hope it works
adrienne and Matt - the same chemistry as two pieces of cardboard - he’s an athlete / window cleaner says it all.
Finally….
Georgesssss and Peggy - her family are the chaviiest ‘Arthur daly’ types I’ve ever seen - how did they afford that house? A lot of grafting with dodgy driveways that’s how. She has mental age of 13 yr old and so much plastic in her face tiy can’t see any expressions. “Gaming that’s weird!?” Not really no. “Squatting that’s just weird” no not really no not for a dare. Her mum is attractive though 😀 I actually like Georges now - he’s playing the game well and taken so much shit. He’ll do well with the ladies outside. He’s the one with a nice flat, degree, well spoken - she’s straight from caravan park in Kent. Never last.

it’s been a shit show of a series with pretty much no likeable characters apart from Thomas - let’s hope they go back to reality for next one !

I zoned out thinking about fit Duncan from the Australian one....He actually ended up with Evelyn who couple -swapped in the programme,they make such a gorgeous couple.....Bet the one with 'a chiiiilllld' didn't like that !haha!