Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

That's because his dad is probably the Duke of Norfolk.

Ouch that was a bit damning for Marcus.

I mean, we all watched his kitchen garden show.

Maybe he's better with turkeys given the Norfolk link?

I mean I love rustic food!

I think "rustic" means "not taking any care".

Gregg: fuck ye right off. You're not funny.

'You've got a lovely manner around the kitchen'. WTAF does that mean? Posh?

Lovely manner round the kitchen 🤣🤣✊✊

Ohh that dessert sounds delicious

Can they get rid of greg

It would go nicely next to my potato ricer which also has drawer-jamming properties and rarely gets used.

Bleaugh star anise.

Nutmeg grater here

Harder to jettison than David Cameron.

Mmmm. I love pineapple.

Do you like Pina Colada?🤣

Gregg will like it whatever it is.

True that.

I would sound ridiculous saying sabayon in my cockney accent 😅

My drawer-jamming tool is a cherry-stoner.

Couldn’t they have given dairy-free chef the dairy-free skills test?

Just been reminded by DH that we also have a pineapple gadget thingy which also jams the drawer and is unloved. 😂

Props to Mon for not falling for it.

Oh thanks Blueberry that's my new ear worm.