Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

Evening Chuffs. I wish Monica was my private chef. Gregg seems to be tasked with making a series of ridiculous noises.

Lindsay looks like an exciting guy.
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Everyone raves about chicken oysters but I'm a bit scared of them - don't know why though?

Laid Back Lindsay

These tests can be challenging for the Chef Patrons.

Name the village, Lindsay! Nosy Scots-adjacent people want to know!

We do

This is a bit easy compared to yesterday

Cavetelli not capetelli. Of course. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Chef Patron extends to a lot of occupations clearly.

Yes why not say?

No Lindsey you didn't have a little boy, your partner did 🙄

The speaking cock strikes again

I guess they can't risk the presence of Gregg, tetchy, flustered chefs and a rolling pin.

He's on the run

🤣

Oh dear Lindsay

So on a chicken if it is breast up the oysters are on the underside ?

He’s very calm

@AutumnCrow yes he has a string of ladies he's loved and left! 🤣

Yes

Seriously, I could make that better and I'm bloody useless

He’s a bit Andy Murray isn’t he?

Yes, I think they're where the wings attach, sort of.

I'll have to roast another chicken to be sure.

He is rather dry