Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

How the other half (or 1%) lives eh? Private chef for a family. Wowsers.

Chalets, yachts, mansion. So relatable.

That kitchen she's in is GORGEOUS.

Course you did a ski season, and a yacht.

Do they just wheel out the same one every season, just with a different alias?

My style of cooking is approachable with an air of rustic about it.

I'm a bit surprised that she has a nose piercing.

Well, one that isn't a delicate silver ring.

They've had two this season!

Her clientele ain't eating scrag end Marcus

There’s a bit of eye flirtation going on between Posho and Marcus, methinks

My style of cooking ramshackle

Yeah, mate, and I've met Status Quo. Doesn't make me a three chord rock star.

Bet her family she cooks for are all brats

Was it last year or the year before where one private chef referred to his female employer as 'Madame'?

Did Bart the Dutch Private Chef win or just make the finals?

Why upturn every end of sentence. Annoying

I remember that. My life's ambition but the only way it'll happen is if I take up a dominatrix role!

Tzatiki... yes
Houmous... yes
Baba ghanoush... no

Boarding school accent.

Marcus seething internally at the lack of classical training

I like her - calm and unflappable.

I'm choosing to believe that she works for a Russian billionaire who currently has all his meals delivered to him and his food-taster via a hatch into his panic room, which he cannot currently leave due to events.

Does anyone remember when Penny Lancaster was on celebration Masterchef ? She kept referring to their private chef which is why she didn't know how to cook things.

Do you remember Bart from two seasons ago, he was a private chef

The fried bread is a touch déclassé

Stop cutting up peoples meat. They are not toddlers