Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

I feel like there should be an audience laugh every time someone says tartatan

Slicing the apple will probably help it cook in time.

We can’t drink every time they say it, we’d die

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All the tatatanning is starting to sound like heavy rainfall on a tin roof.

Shut up Gregg

Looks nice

Does it need green stuff on top?

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Both of the wimmin have done a good job in the skills test today.

We'll all be screaming for mercy from tatatan by the time they’ve finished this section

Is that coriander ? There's no need for that.

All good so far - compared to yesterday's attempts.

Oohh I was at the restaurant she's from just a couple of weeks ago! Food was fabulous!

That bee on his throat is terrifying.

Those are some er, impressive neck tatts

A neck tattoo will never be attractive to me

Oh god I forgot we had another chef to go

Think I prefer caramel to a load of butter.

Another arrogant baldy

Ok he thinks he's better than he is.

Hmmm bee man is v v confident. That's usually a downfall.

That's a neck and a half. Has he built it up to fit more ink on it.

I think the way it runs into his beard makes it even scarier.

Badly wrong already