Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

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For when Thread 2 fills up

Marcus describing the dish since Greggggg isn't here to do it.

Serving it in that little casserole dish is so wanky. It will be difficult to eat. Plates, people. Plates.

@AutumnCrow don't know but it's worse than usual. Trying to ramp up the suspense!

oh Philippe. Non. Non, non, non.

Def grating on my nerves the tinkling

The music is very 'tense life-saving operation in a medical drama,' isn't it?

Oh bugger, I jinxed Philippe.

Oh philippe - “I thought I had 17 minutes”

It was a language issue with Philippe

Lemon tart 🍸

'Grab it with both hands and give it everything you've got.' Again, Gregg took to that comment like he was dancing to one of those Black Lace songs with all the instructions.

Grace is on the rumours list for Im a celeb.

Bayne Marie again DRINK

Dentelle Crisps sound like Sensodyne has gone into the processed food business.

Love rainbow trout.

Stuffed cabbage 🤮

Hispi cabbage <drink>

Travel drink

I know it's stressful in there, but I'm surprised he didn't think that would be a very strange challenge.

That risotto looks like maggots. Grace will think she's on I'm a Celebrity already.

Me on a plate 🍸

Wait wait wait.

Did Verity say she's using the brains to dress her plate?!

Verity, we haven't got to the inspired by dead people round yet.

Them langostine look like they are boiling away

Just playing into the stereotype of the English - odd and inscrutable.

I know. It seems sooo beneath her. Don't do it, Grace!

Maybe the time she had to eat that bone marrow soufflé dessert a particularly wanky chef cooked made her think she'd already faced the worst.