MAFS UK 2023 (Spoilers welcome)

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All chat about MAFS UK, including any spoilers. Completely open forum!!

I’ve been on catch up. As was unable to watch the first few episodes. But am currently catching up. Please feel free to share any opinions, goss and updates here!!

Nothing is off off limits!!

I agree with you about a tradegy it's Jeremy Kyle waiting to happen, as for the experts being compromised they are allowing it to happen they can choose to leave at anytime so they can't be that bothered.

https://www.ok.co.uk/tv/mafs-star-thomas-hints-hes-31233205

Paul was missing from Arthur's party too

What the hell is going in with Tasha's earrings?? They are making me seriously anxious 😂

The more I watch it the more it seems like they’ve all been recruited to take part in a dating not marriage show.

Roz’s public declaration that she’s more sexually experimental than her partner Tom & needs sex toys was a huge way of saying he doesn’t know how to satisfy her & that she needs one to get off. She made I felt kind of sorry for Tom as he’s unaware & imagine she is laughing with the other wives at his lack of sexual experience / expertise behind his back.
Like the experts kind of said, she should be communicating this with him & letting him know what she needs/wants, but she’d rather blast him on tv as being an incompetent lover IMO.

She’s been like this from the start & probably very frustrated that she was matched with him in the first place.

I don’t think they’ve ever been compatible & feel they’ve been forced to stay /“give it a chance” by producers for the sake of the show.

I hate the cliques also & the way some candidates seem to be fully invested in it being about “marriage” ie Bianca versus those seemingly up for a shag fest/all expenses paid for a fun experience who don’t care whose partner they eventually “connect” with as they’re needs are more important than anyone else’s.

How Ella & JJ “know” their “connection” is so deep & meaningful is hilarious. Given allegedly they’ve only had flirty banter at a spa & a few texts!

Think they’re mostly quite grim at this point. Unlikely to watch again.

I assume she wasn't going to make it easy for them. I really couldn't understand why they came back together while she was still there and stood there like a pair of lemons - not normal behaviour IRL. If she had left they would have rejoined the party and started their campaign of trying to win everyone over because they have a connection 🙄I expect they will rejoin as a 'dating couple' like last year - MAFS is a bit of a joke now! I thought Bianca was surprisingly ballsy

Whaaaaat. Laura is too good for this shit.

Did anyone else hear Ella say "we weren't allowed to" when JJ and Bianca were arguing at the commitment ceremony about not letting Bianca know about the 'connection'? If this is true, then it shows how the team behind the cameras are manipulating the couples. Her voice was drowned out by Bianca but I'm sure I heard her say that.

Yes, I heard that.

I heard it too.

If it's true then surely we can't blame Ella and JJ 100% for what happened. I am amazed though that Ella is claiming she's met a wonderful man....based on 4 texts and glances!! A bit odd really.

Has anyone else read about the fight that happens this/next week?

Yeah I heard Ella say that, and it does ring true I guess. For all we know JJ was purposefully kept away from Bianca so couldn't tell her. That said I'm still not ok with it all!

@CatamaranViper I don't think we'll see that until Thursday as there are two days at a retreat but someone definitely says "so someone has cheated on their partner" and Arthur....I mean of all people Arthur(?) is hugging Jay and Luke is throwing his hands up etc. That doesn't mean it's them, they way they edit this shite it could be about Ros and a giant dong....

Ah right, I've just read some other stuff....actually it all sounds pretty mediocre, they must have had a good acting coach to make it in to something 😂

For goodness sakes Peggy honestly you would think George's had been in a fecking porn the way she's going on, it's in his past, she is such a tit!

So I presume the plastic Barbie and JJ will be back tomorrow how predictable it's only happened the same over the last 3 series lol

Think I'm done tbh, chucking Ella and JJ back in is the final straw for me, I've lost interest now.

Yes I clocked that too

For all we know JJ was purposefully kept away from Bianca so couldn't tell her.

So they could make sure there was something going on so Ella could continue on her journey.

I was shocked today as saw a TikTok live from JJ and there were so many posters on there telling him they loved him and he was really fit and they would love to date him. So I'm thinking maybe he is a prime specimen and I'm just too old to appreciate it 🤷‍♀️.

Just looked at JJ's instagram and he looks better looking on that to be fair. But lets face it he's about as interesting as cardboard.

I think the Peggy is being way over the top about the twerking/presses (not that I'd be interested in a man who did that) but she does appear to have no sense of humour. She was never really interested in Georges and I'm not sure why he's bothered hanging about. She's not worth it mate.

I also thought Erica was horrible in the good and bad challenge - she definitely thinks she's better than Jordan and couldn't take any criticism.

Very few likeable people on this show....

Not much - said he really got on well with Thomas and Luke in the show. Thought he had been misrepresented as he believed he had been honest throughout. Also said he is quite bubbly and loud in real life but not shown in the show. Briefly mentioned the beef between Luke and Jordan and said there was a lot more to come. Apparently another 20 or so episodes!

His clothing brand is called Fully Blessed clothing. Said he spends a lot of time in LA as his mum lives there.

A lot of people were asking him if he's gay or bi and he kept saying no he's not and he thinks of Ella as a woman like any other woman. Said they are not allowed normal phones or internet, just the burner phones like on Love Island so the days can be quite long in the apartments.

I can't believe Peggy is saying she feels humiliated over the video when it was something George's had done before he met her, I expect she thinks it makes good TV to further her career unfortunately she's not coming across as very nice.

They are universally dull. I'm only really watching it for the facial expression drinking game - as in when someone has one I slug a shot.

I'm totally sober.

Botox central, that programme.